Bugs Bunny wants to know..

[opebo]

Now now, death merchants please do not death-fine me for my little bit o'humor here.  After all we don't have any actually missionaried in the audience, and my question really only refers to cartoons anyway.

[opebo]

Wait, I thought you did this to them -



Or am I in error, sir?

No that's Christians in general.  For the Missionaires we need to provide the natives with large pots and ready flammables, and allow them to boil them for themselves.  To just set the lions loose could be dangerous to our heathen friends, and deprive them of both a jolly festivity and much needed nourishment.

[opebo]

Ready the pots! Prepare the flammables - Boil Option is winning!

[opebo]

As of this moment it is tied! The pots are boiling, the Missionairios are wailing and rejecting their King Jesus in favor of Lord Padmanabhaswamy, but the denuement has yet to be accomplished.  And I might add we're getting a mite peckish.

[opebo]

Alas, I have come back to check on the Bugs Bunny poll again a few days later and now the terrible proselytizers have been spared.

Where are our humane voters?  The natives are hungry and in danger of being Christianized.

[opebo]

Maybe I should become a missionary.