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opebo
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« on: April 14, 2011, 08:37:02 AM »

You're really bored in Boston, aren't you?  Wink

I wonder if his wife has him locked in one of those chastity devices while he's away.
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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2011, 06:44:02 PM »

You're really bored in Boston, aren't you?  Wink

Well Gramps,  I'll tell you, net surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, you know, a hobby. It's a way of looking at that the girls in the youtube videos and saying, "Hey babe, let's party!"

Oh now I get what you're doing with all this youtube-girl watching!  You can't look at actual porn.  Well, just search for all the thousands of 'gravure' videos on youtube.  But maybe you don't like Asians.
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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2011, 04:31:43 PM »

no, I don't think 6 seconds of a glimpse of a girl is even going to cause a stir

Your little Christian soldier can't come to attention in six seconds of exposure to femininity in its approved and designated form?  Perhaps you're a gay.
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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2011, 05:38:42 PM »

no, I don't think 6 seconds of a glimpse of a girl is even going to cause a stir

Your little Christian soldier can't come to attention in six seconds of exposure to femininity in its approved and designated form?  Perhaps you're a gay.

no, I think mine just requires more blood than yours

So prodigious it will barely fit in the closet, eh?
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« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2011, 05:39:45 PM »

no, I don't think 6 seconds of a glimpse of a girl is even going to cause a stir

Your little Christian soldier can't come to attention in six seconds of exposure to femininity in its approved and designated form?  Perhaps you're a gay.

no, I think mine just requires more blood than yours

Ouch. Burn. And not the same burn some here are accustomed to.

Actually - and this is the strange thing - minor bacterial infections of that sort tend to make one more sensitive and more prone to arousal. 

Anyway, lots of those sexy Asian clips on youtube are five or six minutes long - I'm not sure where jmfcst gets the 'six seconds' idea.
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opebo
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« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2011, 05:52:58 PM »

Oh I see, by limiting yourself to music videos, the sexy-girl parts are usually only a few seconds long, and so you don't become stalwart and righteous in your pants.

Well I was just recommending you try, instead of the music vids, the 'gravure' or 'av' type stuff - just cute asian girls in bikinis or lingerie, usually 1-6 minutes long, all cheesecake.  Loads of it on there.
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« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2011, 04:49:33 PM »

The most ironic think about this thread is that I have not commented until now.

fork over a video, my rudely late brother, but she better have arms as nice as Sheila E's

Show some respect jmf......even in your pre-Christ hoodlum thuggery days you wouldn't have wanted to have found yourself in J.J.'s "hood".......J.J. rules the place with an iron fist.  You gotta problem with dat?  Wink

What, is J.J. a black?
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