Update for Everyone VII: Insert Something Philosophical Sounding Here

[HillGoose]

uhhh so like i was just sitting here right? and i was like, where tf am i.  like i said it out loud n sh**t and all. idk why. but then i said it again and then in my head i was like u dumbass ur sitting in ur chair, in ur office, in ur house. but like, then sh**t started to get like, fuzzy and black and my body was freaking out. so i had to go lay down and calmer but now i have a headache.

should i go to the dr? i have avoid the dr for years bcuz they might tell me something i dont want to hear but this seems kinda srs.

[HillGoose]

damn guys i'm bummed, the Phi Mu girls who were renting next door are moving out today, and I was really hoping to party with them at some point :/ probably never would have happened tho since my wife disliked them and apparently I "want to hang out with every bitch"

[HillGoose]

my wife did a 23andMe, found out she's actually kinda Blasian but still 60% European lmaooooo

[HillGoose]

A girl I dated for two months from November to mid-January is already engaged, and, it feels weird to me for some reason.  I broke up with her because I didn't feel like my feelings for her were progressing after 2 months (and I suspect that was mutual).  Really, they had gone to the point of no longer having any feelings for her.  A month or so later, she got into a relationship.  It makes me question why things never progressed with us that they progressed so quickly between her and someone else.  Now, she's engaged less than 5 months after meeting the other guy, when they also have noted on FB several times that they didn't see each other due to the TN/KY border being closed for two months.

Plus, she made a reference to "6 months ago" in her engagement announcement, which may or may not have been a subtle reference to me, as she got engaged 6 months to the day after I broke up with her.

I certainly would not be interested in her even if she was still single, but her getting engaged that quickly makes me go back and wonder about what went on in the 2 months I was with her- just a few months ago.

Not exactly related to your situation, but why is it that Southrons marry either after they've dated for six to eight months or during/straight out of college?

For Evangelicals, I would suspect it has a lot to do with a certain thing that many Evangelicals consider sinful to do before marriage.

Perhaps, but I've noticed it in a lot of non-Evangelicals too.  It was one of the first weird cultural trends I discovered since moving to the South.

yuh yuh that was me. me and my wife got married senior year of college bcuz yolo lmao.

like, in college here pretty much everybody was engaged or married. like, it was weird to meet someone who wasn't at least in a several years long committed relationship and probably about to get engaged.

i have some theories about it tho.

religion plays a major part, even among the less religious people somehow. for whatever reason late teens/early 20s ppl here (particularly women) have a big thing about needing to marry the first person they ever had sex with. so it's like, religious influence at least even if the individual in question isn't religious. also a lot of times you'll get ppl (usually guys) who get with some chick cuz she's hot, but then find out she's also religious af so they become that way too then they have to get married bcuz it doesn't count as premarital sex if you marry that person eventually, or other mental gymnastics like that lmao

[HillGoose]

I had a dream where these scary dudes led me down a dark ass hallway into a room full of human meat and told me to eat it and I gotta say it was delicious.

scary dream tho.

[HillGoose]

boutta go in on this taco bar and funnel brews w the squad tonight, hype af

[HillGoose]

Today I found out that I am Donald Trump. I had no idea!

https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1285609470056378368?s=19

[HillGoose]

I bought several hundred dollars worth of (admittedly cheap) champagne for a friend's birthday on Friday night, sh**t got wild, everything in my house smells like champagne now.

[HillGoose]

I have realized today that my city has a statue of someone who notoriously held antisemitic views which was put in place two years ago and honestly I am not bothered by it.

Hey, join the club. My high school was named for a slave trader and I'm currently organizing a grassroots movement to prevent them from renaming it.

bruh just start a grassroots movement to rename it after L Ron Hubbard lmao

[HillGoose]

came into a little extra money and considering yoloing some of it into this (honestly garbage looking) mutual fund just bcuz of the symbol

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/fund/lmaox

lmao(x)

[HillGoose]

got a haircut for the first time in 3 years. now i'm kinda on this De Niro look I guess.

anyway it was long enough to donate to cancer kids which made me super happy because that was like 80% of the reason I wanted to get it cut in the first place.

[HillGoose]

my life is going spectacularly so why am i so miserable i don't get it

[HillGoose]

sh**ts not alright rn