Update for Everyone VII: Insert Something Philosophical Sounding Here

[HillGoose]

The year is 2021.

Trump has won re-election, and the stock market is at all time highs. TSLA has just joined the trillion dollar club. Elon Musk is seen dancing on stage with his new Grimes lovechild. The baby cannot yet walk on its own, but has been strapped into a mech suit and is able to dance via neural ink.

NOT-QE has been extended indefinitely and permabears are being dragged out into the streets and guillotined by order of the Fed Chairman. wallstreetbets autists have finished buying up Detroit to establish an SEC-free zone.

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I hate Saturdays.

What stupid sh**t do you guys dare me to do so I can avoid thinking about how depressed I am because I'm not at work?

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Who's more neocon, Jack Bauer or the Lone Ranger?

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I've been straight edge for over 2 weeks now guys. I just realized.

I didn't mention it but I did something I really shouldn't have and no joke almost died a couple of weeks ago, and my wife told me I need to be straight edge for a while. It's been hard lmao but 2 weeks has actually flown by.

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want more atlas ppl on my snap, was looking through my friends and i only have one Atlas person, msg me and i'll send u my user.

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tonados came through last night, destroyed a lot of the town i work in, really sad.

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ended my 3 weeks of being straight edge last night by slamming margs at Logan's Roadhouse

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finally got around to looking at the super Tuesday results, apparently I was one of 3 people in my entire county who voted uncommitted in the Republican primary lmfao

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i'm going clubbing tonight, f!ck the beer flu.

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finally got around to watching "Vice" last night, I can tell the movie was made to make Dick Cheney look like a bad guy but all it did was make me like him even more lmao

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how do u politely tell one of ur friends to stop laughing at everything u say bcuz one of my friends laughs at everything i say even if it is not funny and idk if she's stupid or what.

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how do u politely tell one of ur friends to stop laughing at everything u say bcuz one of my friends laughs at everything i say even if it is not funny and idk if she's stupid or what.

Me too. I have the "funny guy" stereotype so a lot of the time people will laugh at something I say when I wasn't trying to be funny. Because when I say something it makes it automatically 100% funnier.

ya brah i really feel like im not being taken seriously. i didnt even notice it until my wife was like "she laughs at everything u say even when it's not funny" and now i can't unhear it :<

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my goal in life is to be some combination of SteveWillDoIt and Scott Disick

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Just accepted a new job in Seattle working for the state as an antitrust enforcement economist. I'm really excited, even if moving in the near future is going to be quite the challenge.

that slaps g

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how many of u guys also scream at urself in the mirror on a daily basis to hype urself up?

i'm constantly doin it to tell myself not to be a pussy and that i need to ignore all pain bcuz if i let pain affect me then i won't be giving 1000% in everything and i will never be a god

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Yesterday I had to drive to Memphis and back on less than an hour of sleep over the previous 2 days. To think I used to think having to drive to Nashville and back in the same day was a lot.

Now I feel sick, oh well. If I die I die.

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is anybody else as confused by the OnlyFans thing as i am? i didn't know what it was until recently but it still confuses the hell outta me. idk who is paying money for that lmao like just get on tinder and f!ck bitches for free, you know? like why pay for pictures? i dont get it.

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is anybody else as confused by the OnlyFans thing as i am? i didn't know what it was until recently but it still confuses the hell outta me. idk who is paying money for that lmao like just get on tinder and f!ck bitches for free, you know? like why pay for pictures when u can actually have sex? i dont get it.

According to my friend, Dangerous Dave, he said it is for models on Instagram to monetize their brand. Let's take Sweden's top Instagram model, Anna Nystrom with 9M followers.

https://www.instagram.com/annanystrom/

Now I don't know what proportion of her followers are men, but whatever she is doing, she is pullin' in the fans.

Now if she wanted to monetize that following with men, she would create an OnlyFans website, and charge people $20 per month.

Let's say 10% of her followers are men who go for it, and agree.

900,000 * $20 per month is $18M per month in income.

Now Dangerous Dave said that a more realistic situation is with a model with only 500,000 followers who is starting to plateau. She has fitness videos, live streams and plenty of dedicated social media followers.  And 10% of her followers then fork out $20 per month to gain access to her OnlyFans page.

50,000 * $20 per month is $1M per month in income.

For someone even not even remotely famous with 50,000 followers, if her fan base is dedicated enough to convert 10% into paying OnlyFans members:

5,000 * $20 per month is $100,000 per month in income.

There is your answer.

yeah no i get the motivation for the people selling, what i dont get is the people buying lmao like what motivates somebody to spend money on that when there r so many free alternatives including having actual sex?

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A pair of finches have returned to their nest in the lantern on my front porch after being absent for two years. I checked the nest today and found five eggs. Going to do my best to defend them from the blue jays and crows.

every time u see a blue jay or crow in ur yard flash a Glock at the window so they know not to mess with u

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i have been exceptionally ill the last couple days. i got so bad last night that i thought if things kept getting worse i was probably gonna die. my fever got over 103 and i can't even remember it being that high ever.

i kept just trying to sleep it off but every time i feel asleep i pretty much stopped breathing and i guess my body just forced me to wake up when that happened lol.

i'm feeling better today though, just keeping nyquil in my system constantly.

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i have been exceptionally ill the last couple days. i got so bad last night that i thought if things kept getting worse i was probably gonna die. my fever got over 103 and i can't even remember it being that high ever.

i kept just trying to sleep it off but every time i feel asleep i pretty much stopped breathing and i guess my body just forced me to wake up when that happened lol.

i'm feeling better today though, just keeping nyquil in my system constantly.

Hope you're feeling better!  Do you think it is the coronavirus or something else?

No clue. Right now I'm going on day 8 of whatever this is and around Wednesday my symptoms changed from fever and cough/chest tightness being the main issues to a pounding headache and stomach pain being my main issues. I'm hoping I'll be better by Monday, for sure.

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i have been exceptionally ill the last couple days. i got so bad last night that i thought if things kept getting worse i was probably gonna die. my fever got over 103 and i can't even remember it being that high ever.

i kept just trying to sleep it off but every time i feel asleep i pretty much stopped breathing and i guess my body just forced me to wake up when that happened lol.

i'm feeling better today though, just keeping nyquil in my system constantly.

Hope you're feeling better!  Do you think it is the coronavirus or something else?

No clue. Right now I'm going on day 8 of whatever this is and around Wednesday my symptoms changed from fever and cough/chest tightness being the main issues to a pounding headache and stomach pain being my main issues. I'm hoping I'll be better by Monday, for sure.

Dude, I urge you to contact your healthcare provider to see what’s up. You may be infected, in which I urge you to get an answer and then possible treatment as soon as possible.

I did the online google test thing that u r supposed to do before going to get tested and it just told me to stay home but not go get tested so that's what i've been doing. idk though maybe i should anyway?

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well guys apparently i didn't have rona virus. my wife got sick with whatever it was i had and she is way less stubborn than me so she actually went to get tested, and it wasn't rona.

idk wtf it could have been though. i have never been sick with the flu or anything this late in the spring, and definitely not with the weird ass symptoms i was having.

makes u wonder.

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Went to a BLM protest today, it was honestly really great. Very powerful stuff.

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imagine the community that raised you not hating your guts lmao what must that be like