Update for Everyone VII: Insert Something Philosophical Sounding Here

[💥💥 brandon bro (he/him/his)]

I am in the process of being ghosted by a tinder match AMA

[💥💥 brandon bro (he/him/his)]

Officially a weeaboo for the next two years.

[💥💥 brandon bro (he/him/his)]

I seriously do not understand why the majority of Atlas users tolerate me, a bag of dirt who every once in a while posts either a dogsh!t take or a quip that takes the brain processing power of an almond to come up with.

My impression is that you have for a long time struggled with internal demons, and that is okay. That's nothing to be ashamed of, and it's nothing to deprecate yourself over. If this piece of ass forum helps you cope with that, then it's worth it.

[💥💥 brandon bro (he/him/his)]

After months of trying, the wife is finally pregnant.

Today went well at the OB-GYN. Except I'm never having sex again, because we've apparently got three buns in the oven. Anyone got any name suggestions?

Males: Dave, Morden, muon
Females: Virginia, Audrey, TexasGurl

[💥💥 brandon bro (he/him/his)]

A pair of finches have returned to their nest in the lantern on my front porch after being absent for two years. I checked the nest today and found five eggs. Going to do my best to defend them from the blue jays and crows.

[💥💥 brandon bro (he/him/his)]

Everything that is happening right now is bad.