Just finished a four-day bender. Highlights were:
* Me hitting it off with a girl, and then her telling me if she didn't have a husband she'd go for me
* Me being invited to a bachelorette party's beach house
* My friend going into a Nice Guy Rant (TM) because he bought a girl
* Said friend throwing up constantly
* Me rambling about being "on some patrician sh**t"
* Two friends getting into a fight and getting away with it
* Generally upwards of 20 people being trashed
Overall, things were fun.
Good stuff my man. Next time hit it off with a girl that ain't got a man.
