The Nyman Questioner Volume 2018 (WE'RE BACK)

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Ooooh, yay!

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OBITUARIES: THE LABOR PARTY (JANUARY 28, 2012 - JANUARY 23, 2018)

 Perhaps no party has been more influential in Atlasian politics than the Labor Party. From the atics with Adam Griffin, who permanently changed the way the game is played, to the other eight presidents that the party produced, without them we would have a very different Atlasia.

 Yet all things must come to an end and we here at the Questioner are very pleased that it did. Labor was one of the two arms of the dreadful swamp machine, the other arm being the Federalist Party which regretfully was barely even massacred this week. Now the most influential left wing parties are the Progressive Union Party and Peace.

 The PUP was actually founded by a Federalist defector (but they still have an ideology, trust us).  The party represents the interests of more center-left minded people, naturally making it indistinguishable from any other party that exists sans the fact that there isn't corruption to be seen anywhere. Peace was founded by an Independent, because Labor's demise wasn't because they were proactive after all. Thy represent the far-left fringe interests, which means they'll never be successful enough to experience the full extent of the swamp. And that's just fine by us.

 When we reached out to Federalist leaders, they all had different things to say. Doof F. W. Liberty Lover said, "Whoops I didn't know I could do that." Leinad whispered under his breath "Good riddance," before giving us his official statement. Frank Taggin's full statement was: "Oh God, you guys are back? Listen, Labor fell because its leadership wasn't invested enough in the game to - " after which her ten seconds of looking up from her desk in the Oval Office was up and she went back to doing whatever presidents do.

 We tried to reach out to former Laborites to see what they had to say, but we couldn't find them anywhere.

Oof.

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Shame I missed out on that endorsement. However, more importantly for voters, remember the Federalists are the MOST RIGHT-WING party and a conservative party as was just said. Therefore, if that's not your thing, vote for me.

Yes, in the same way that the social conservative Civic Platform party is the most left-wing major Polish party.

I mean, if you put me in a room with Hitler, Mussolini, and Francisco Franco, then I would be the MOST LEFT-WING person there, but that doesn't make me left wing (not even close to it, I'm a moderate conservative).

All due respect, but it sounds like you're trying to make the Feds out to be the Party of Trump and you're the #Resistance, which doesn't exactly work given their center-left social views. I'm no friend of the Feds, but this is a bit misleading.

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Here's basically what Atlasia is right now:

Far-left
Peace Party

Left
Labor Party
Progressive Union
Peace Party

Center-left
Labor Party
Progressive Union
Federalist

Center
Federalist

Center-right
Federalist

Right
N/A

Far-right
N/A


Alliance

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Alliance basically fits in all the categories, from DFL on the left end to New Tennessean Politician on the right (or far right).

Also I'd put Federalists all the way to far-right given that it has members like ExtremeRepublican.

Ya sure? Because I'm about 98% sure I'm to the right of him, and he's a Blue Dog Democrat. But I agree about Alliance's placement, I just didn't want to write it under every column.

Also, the columns are meant to represent most of the caucus, but there may be some outliers (that aren't included, because they are outliers).

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also where's Mario Party?

Everywhere.

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I plead the meme.

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As First Minister I've championed a "hugs-not-drugs" policy. Mr. Transit here has officially fell out of my good graces and will have a lot of explaining to do once he gets out of rehabilitation.

That's all!

-DFL

So I'm going to have to ask DFL for his resignation

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As First Minister I've championed a "hugs-not-drugs" policy. Mr. Transit here has officially fell out of my good graces and will have a lot of explaining to do once he gets out of rehabilitation.

That's all!

-DFL

Mr First Minister; Isaac Cummings from the Nyman Questioner.  If the President's "Weed for All" proposal is to be implemented at the Regional level as with healthcare and education; how would your government seek to implement it?

I'm going to be honest with you -- if Weed For All comes to Fremont, we will officially file secession proceedings and allow our region to float out into the Pacific. Weed should be distributed on the regional level, not the federal level. It's fresher that way.

Thank you for your much-needed reporting, sir. Atlasians deserve the truth.

And then Alliance will become like the INC, there will be a Alliance (W) faction led by me and an Alliance (D) faction lead by DFL because meme

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As First Minister I've championed a "hugs-not-drugs" policy. Mr. Transit here has officially fell out of my good graces and will have a lot of explaining to do once he gets out of rehabilitation.

That's all!

-DFL

Mr First Minister; Isaac Cummings from the Nyman Questioner.  If the President's "Weed for All" proposal is to be implemented at the Regional level as with healthcare and education; how would your government seek to implement it?

I'm going to be honest with you -- if Weed For All comes to Fremont, we will officially file secession proceedings and allow our region to float out into the Pacific. Weed should be distributed on the regional level, not the federal level. It's fresher that way.

Thank you for your much-needed reporting, sir. Atlasians deserve the truth.

And then Alliance will become like the INC, there will be a Alliance (W) faction led by me and an Alliance (D) faction lead by DFL because meme

That's where you're wrong, wx-drugmeister. I will leave Alliance and form the Alliance Against Drugs (AAD) and lead our nation to morally respectable territory.

Oof.