The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

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Drinking vodka turns you into a communist? Good thing I don't touch the stuff.

I'm happy that's here.

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I realized this belongs here.

Thank you thank you South Carolina! Great to be here in Myrtle Beach, I am truly honored. I am Judson Hill, Campaign Manager for The Chambliss Presidential Campaign. And we are here to campaign for traditional Southern values (cheers). And we are going to do that by kicking out Obama and bringing back conservatism! This can only be accomplished with the right Republican nominee, and that is Saxby Chambliss, and not Bobby Jindal! (many cheers). Now y'all have heard a lot of Senator Chambliss' policies in his marvelous performance at the first primary debate (many cheers), but what y'all need to hear now is of another scandal regarding Bobby Jindal (many oo's and boos). Now we sent Don Huffines down to Terrebonne Parish after our counsel Ken Cuccinelli discovered a scandal while doing some research. Here it goes folks, a Farmer by The Name of Brian Bixby gave us this tape from his CCTV Camera, dated July 7th 2009 11:33am. Mr. Bixby is a chicken farmer and caught Bobby Jindal breaking into his property and chicken-diddling on one of his properties while in the area on a agriculture ingenuity trip organized by the LFB. I guess he just could not help himself, here we are distributing the flyers now:



(shocks and gasps) Now I have no idea what Piyoosh was doing, but he needs shoosh from this race. The presidency and America is better than this, do not elect this disgraceful man, god only knows what happens to em cows (thunderous applause and laughter)... See America, you needed to know the truth. Thank you for the opportunity to speak to y'all, and we are going to keep campaigning and working hard for the fate of America (applause). Thank y'all, and God Bless The State of South Carolina and The United States of America! (thunderous applauses and jeers).

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yeah now i just be taking classes at DeVry (much more prestiagouse than Harvard) to xpand my mind

Not sure if he was trolling or not, but I laughed a bit at this.

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OK, you're just-asking-questions (trolling) about black American reparations on a 90+% white forum with at least a half dozen prominent alt-right/soft-white-nationalist forum members on. Got it.

I am not trolling, but suit yourself. 

Slave reparations isn't even under discussion, not nationally, not in the court system, and not at the state level except for isolated state legislators in South Carolina and Missouri who are not supported by even other black lawmakers in their own states. It's not public policy and thus not actionable.

For years "debates" on slave reparations have been a tactic right-wing activists use on college campuses and newspaper Op-Eds to state in as many words that US blacks are in the condition they're in because of an innate inferiority. Dishonest arguments in favor reparations as a "slippery slope" are likewise common.

In any case, treating reparations as a kind of legal tort is dubious, and in any case not actionable since the damages cannot be proved.

Right it's not like there have been significant articles from mainstream national news magazines arguing the case for reparations.

I've seen that very article you've linked, and read the wiki on the very subject, and several more recent ones in favor, before I posted my last reply, and I stand by it: Slavery reparations are a discussion on no one's table, not in legislatures, not in the executive office, nor the court system. Especially in a forum that lacks expertise in the matter (not just in demographics), reparation debates lead to a bunch of whataboutery that to me is just pure trolling.

Oh wow i hadn't realized you read the wiki.

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Is that supposed to be a burn? Because it's about as hot as my refrigerator.