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« on: May 06, 2018, 01:11:24 AM »
Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?
Because the other days are week days.
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« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2018, 01:57:35 AM »
Quote from: Laughter will triumph over pain on May 04, 2018, 05:08:14 PM
For those of you who speak Spanish:

¿Qué hace un pez en el agua? (I am not totally sure that I translated that correctly, please let me know the correction, if it is wrong)

Nada.

¡Ja, ja, ja! Espero que no se sumergiere. 😅
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« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2018, 07:11:20 PM »
Why do we call our grandmother Top Sigrid? Because she used to work for the CIA.

What's Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother's name? Brocco Lee

What is sweet and walks through the desert? a caramel

What do you call a group of wolves? Wolfgang

A sewing needle and a safety pin are swimming against each other. Why has the sewing needle lost?
Because it had water in its eye.
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