SR 108-23: A Resolution Denouncing Atlas User jravnsbo (Failed)

[West_Midlander]

Bigfoot is a legitimate and serious topic of political debate.

A Private Conversation from the National Meeting of the Organization for Gun Rights in Topeka, KS at which Senators Dr. MB, West_Midlander, Ishan, and others attended

Dr. MB in a sasquatch costume and with a Dr. MB costume over top: You say my friends were asking you about Bigfoot?
West_Midlander: Yeah. They wanted to know if we kids* cared about Bigfoot and all.
Dr. MB: And, uh, what did you tell them?
West_Midlander: Heck, I don't believe in Bigfoot anymore. That's kid's stuff. Isn't it?
Dr. MB: Mmm. Just as I thought.
West_Midlander: You don't believe in Bigfoot, do you, Ishan?
Ishan: Why, uh, yes. Matter of fact, I do.
West_Midlander: How about you?
Dr. MB: Me? Why, of course I do.

*I am actually three children in a trenchcoat with the top one presenting as a child with close confidants.

Song begins

Dr. MB: I believe in Bi-igfoot (stressed to be 3 syllables)
Like I believe in love
I believe in Bi-igfoot
And everything he does
There's no question in my mind
That he does exist
Just like love, I know he's there
Waiting to be missed
Ishan: I believe in Bi-igfoot
But there was a time
I thought I had grown too old
For such a childish rhyme
He became a dream to me
'Til one Easter night
Someone stood beside my bed
With a beard of white (he was a senior Bigfoot)
"So you're too old for Bi-igfoot?"
He said with a smile
"Then you're too old for all the things
That make a life worthwhile
For what is happiness but dreams
And do they all come true?
Look at me and tell me, son
What is real to you?"
Dr. MB and Ishan together: Just believe in Bi-igfoot
Like you believe in love
Just believe in Bi-igfoot
And everything he does
Dr. MB: Wipe that question from your mind
Yes, he does exist!
Ishan: Just like love, you know he's there
Waiting to be missed
Choir (as Mr. R and Cao come to the table where their Senate colleagues are seated and join them in song): Just like love, I know he's there
Waiting to be missed

Sources:
https://talkelections.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=436444.0
http://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewtopic.php?f=947&t=35563
https://christmas-specials.fandom.com/wiki/I_Believe_in_Santa_Claus

[West_Midlander]

I object. I am uncomfortable putting Truman and OBD in the same boat as a murderer (if he even is one/SD state AG ITTL). Also, impeachment proceedings have already begun against the former two anyway.

[West_Midlander]

Nay

[West_Midlander]

Aye

[West_Midlander]

Aye

Changing my vote to Abstain.

[West_Midlander]

Nay

[West_Midlander]

Kind of amazing certain people think this guy of all people isn't deserving of condemnation. Is Atlas to the right of the SD legislature?

I'm not exactly supportive of condemnations for...actions unrelated to gameplay.

...

The other problem with listing him as SD's (current or prior) Attorney General would presumably be that in-game such a person already exists as an NPC.

Obviously the spirit of the resolution has my full support but I'm trying to untangle the logical endpoints of such an action here.

Im fine denouncing him but it appears his gameplay was pre-reboot and is thus not canon (he hasnt been on this site since 2005), so must of this resolution is a nullity. An amended resolution listing him as SD Attorney General  wod probably be what we need and would likely garner unanimous support.