I think you meant to write “climate change”?
"At least I'm not dying of climate change," the dying man says, as a swarm of nanobots vacuums the iron out of his body to assemble paperclips, shortly before dying of hypoxia due to total loss of hemoglobin.
First of all, thank you. Thank you endlessly for giving me the gift of laughter. I haven't laughed this hard at an atlas post in a good while.
Second, the only thing funnier than your post is that you wrote it believing that you are the one coming off as smart, reasonable, and generally not-a-lunatic.
This is one of those instances where the line between parody and sincerity is completely obscured by the internet.
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