"Who would fictional characters vote for?" omnibus thread

[John Dule]

I often wonder if some of you are even trying to get girls

This remains one of my favorite posts ever on this site.

[John Dule]

Game of Thrones-
2016
Season 8 Characters

Jon Snow: Hillary
Daenerys: Hillary
Cersei Lannister: Trump
Jaime Lannister: Trump
Tyrion Lannister: Hillary (Bernie in the primary)
Sansa Stark: Hillary
Arya Stark: Doesn't vote
Bran Stark: Write-in
Varys: Write-in (Bernie in the primary)
Brienne of Tarth: Hillary

Good people support my candidate! Bad people support the other candidate!

[John Dule]

Game of Thrones-
2016
Season 8 Characters

Jon Snow: Hillary
Daenerys: Hillary
Cersei Lannister: Trump
Jaime Lannister: Trump
Tyrion Lannister: Hillary (Bernie in the primary)
Sansa Stark: Hillary
Arya Stark: Doesn't vote
Bran Stark: Write-in
Varys: Write-in (Bernie in the primary)
Brienne of Tarth: Hillary

Good people support my candidate! Bad people support the other candidate!

You don't need to criticize literally everything I say. And isn't that what everyone else is doing on this thread?

Go pound salt.

Literally everything you say deserves criticism. You should be glad I'm as patient with you as I am.

[John Dule]

Game of Thrones-
2016
Season 8 Characters

Jon Snow: Hillary
Daenerys: Hillary
Cersei Lannister: Trump
Jaime Lannister: Trump
Tyrion Lannister: Hillary (Bernie in the primary)
Sansa Stark: Hillary
Arya Stark: Doesn't vote
Bran Stark: Write-in
Varys: Write-in (Bernie in the primary)
Brienne of Tarth: Hillary

Good people support my candidate! Bad people support the other candidate!

You damn well know he's right about Cersei and Jaime Lannister being Trump supporters.

No. Westeros is a world where family lineage is a major determinant of success. All of these characters would be conditioned from an early age to support candidates who are the scions of major, influential political families. Blood matters to these people. So most of them would probably be supporting Jeb, Michelle Obama, or Hillary Clinton, as they'd be considered the "next in line" of their respective dynasties.

[John Dule]

Okay, but why would Jon Snow vote for Hillary?  He's a White man with no college education whose entire career is in the military and grew up in a rural mansion with a ton of family money, lol.

To be fair, he spends the last two seasons of the show simping for a stiff, aloof blonde woman who inexplicably manages to command fierce loyalty despite her completely wooden personality.