Kamala... for Prime Minister

[Kamala]

Kamala's announcement rally at Augustana University, Sioux Falls

Fremont, a new chapter is upon us. The opportunity to break the bonds of partisanship and elitism. The opportunity to fight for the rights we all deserve. The opportunity to realize that a better world is possible.

As Speaker of the Fremont House of Commons, I've worked with Prime Minister Truman to pass important legislation, such as the Transparency Act. I've made sure the people's voice is represented in Denver, and cut down on budgetary waste and bureaucratic aggrandizement by proposing a tax rebate, giving you back the money you earned. And I've made sure that no legislation that rewards entrenched politicians gets through the Commons.

As your Senator, I prepare to do the same. To fight for direct democracy and against the consolidation of power in the executive branch. To fight for justice and against bigotry. To fight for your rights and against those who threaten them.

It is time for Fremont to have a Senator who is active and believes in giving power back to the people. It is time for Fremont to have a Senator with great hair and great values.

If elected, I will work with anyone who will advance the cause of direct democracy, regardless of party affiliation. I will work against anyone who seeks to entrench power in the elected elite of Nyman. It is time to drain the swamp of elitism, corruption, and haughtiness. It's time to bring Power back to the People.

A better world is possible!

[Kamala]

Campaign stop in Walla Walla, Washington

"...and I'd like to address some of the other candidates for the Senate. First, former President Lumine.

What is there to say about him? He's the embodiment of the political establishment. A former President running for the Senate? What could be more elite?

Which is why we need to take a careful look at how Lumine only re-registered to vote in Fremont... yesterday! He's lost touch with our Commonwealth. He's more suited to be a Senator from Nyman than one from Fremont!

It's no wonder the entire elite cadre of elected officials instantly endorsed him - from Presidents Dfwlibertylover and Fhtagn to Vice President Rpryor to candidate Oakvale - all part of the corrupt, elite establishment of Nyman. He's a senator that will do their bidding - I'll be a senator that'll do yours.

I'm Fremont born and bred. I will never put my own ambitions above the interests of my own region. Can the same be said for Lumine?

And let's get to candidate Siren as well. We women in politics ought to support each other. But Siren goes out, throws shade at me, and claims her superiority because of her attitude. That's not supporting each other. That's an attack. We both know how hard it is to be a successful woman in politics. There's no reason to make it harder. 

Shame on you, Siren. Shame on you."

[Kamala]

A short statement from Kamala, in Eugene, Oregon

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[Kamala]

Endorsed (sane, normal, FF)

Endorsed with great gusto.

Endorsed you are the hardest working member of the house of commons good luck!

Thank you! It's great to see real Fremonters such as Canis and Saguaro show their support for this campaign, as opposed to Nyman bigwigs like former Presidents. Of course, Peebs's endorsement is appreciated as well.

Endorsed for second preference (after Lumine)

Okay.

[Kamala]

Speech at Dinkelspiel Auditorium, Stanford University

Independence and Cooperation - that's my general ideology. Our government works best when we all participate, with our own independent views and experiences. We all have something to contribute - but part of that responsibility involves being able to listen. To work with others, and to take into account their experiences and expertise. Cooperating together, we can make good policy great.


But it's also important we get into the specifics.

Paid Family Leave - as your Senator, I will push for paid leave for mothers and fathers. When it comes to your lives, you often have to make a tough decision: pursue your family life or your career. I know how difficult it is to make a decision, and it often comes with consequences. But I think it's time to say, no more. We need to allow working mothers and fathers to be able to pursue both of these paths. Six months for both parents ought to become standard practice with companies.

Infrastructure - For far too long our nation's infrastructure has been insufficient for facilitating economic growth. It's time for more investment to satisfy our country's economic need. But we also need to think beyond roads and bridges - which are still important - to other parts of our infrastructure, such as our ports, dams, levees, and pipelines. In Fremont, we know that a lot of our citizens are involved in the oil and gas industries, and they know the importance of pipelines on facilitating commerce. In states like Washington, California, and Oregon, we know the important of maritime trade on our economy, and the need to make sure our ports are up to snuff. In this new digital age, it's important our ports are secure, not just physically, but also in cyberspace. As senator, I'll call for a new investment program in port cybersecurity, road, dam, and bridge repair, and pipeline improvement, through public-private partnerships.

Taxes - As a member of the Fremont House of Commons, I championed a tax rebate for all citizens of Fremont. We don't a federal income tax, and I intend to keep it that way. Low tax rates support healthy economic growth, and you don't need the government telling you how to spend your money.

Federalism - I intend to support the strength of the regions of Atlasia. In Fremont, our regional government is better able to respond quickly and specifically to problems in California, Colorado, South Dakota, or anywhere else in our great region. Maintaining the ability of regions to be able to wield this power is important, and something I intend to support.

Direct Democracy - As the founder of the PRDC, direct democracy is at the heart of my campaign. I intend to introduce a constitutional amendment that any bill raising taxes or any nonemergency bill incurring spending of greater than 50 billion dollars must be approved by a majority of the national electorate. It is vital that voters are able to voice their opinions beyond simply choosing their representatives - there is never going to be a Representative or a Senator whose views represent each and every one of their constituents. Direct democracy is the only recourse.

Social Issues - To be blunt, the government should not be in the business of regulating bedrooms or uteri.

Immigration - I intend to introduce a bill allowing regions to issue workers' visas. Such a program will allow regions to better control and attract needed workers to their economies. Fremont's an agricultural region, so it should be able to issues farm workers' visas if it needs extra labor. If the South is struggling from a shortage of tech workers, it should be able to issues its own visas as well, rather than be beholden to the actions of the federal government.

[Kamala]

There's only four hours left to vote! I hope everyone who intends to vote goes and does so now!

Isn't there another day left?

I thought it was Sunday midnight?

[Kamala]

There's only four hours left to vote! I hope everyone who intends to vote goes and does so now!

Four hours left? Holy sh**t. Time to mobilize the troops.

There's only four hours left to vote! I hope everyone who intends to vote goes and does so now!

Isn't there another day left?

I thought it was Sunday midnight?

Ugh, I misread it. Monday midnight. A day and four hours.


Sorry.

[Kamala]

Statement from Speaker Kamala at her ranch in Stanley County, South Dakota

"Congratulations to Senator-Elect Siren for both a wonderful campaign and a well-earned victory.

While obviously this is not my preferred results, it is the will of the voters, which is the most sacred thing in our democracy. I am excited to return to Denver and continue my tenure as Speaker. I am honored to have been able to run alongside great people of our Commonwealth such as Senator-Elect Siren and former President Lumine. A wonderful, energetic campaign was run that would make our nation's founders proud.

I know that Siren will represent our region well and with great gusto. I wish her nothing but the best in her term. "

[Kamala]

Just like the beat, it's time to turn it around!

I, Kamala, am running to be your Prime Minister. As Speaker, I've worked tirelessly to make sure the Commons is run smoothly and efficiently, and helped pass key legislation that has helped the people of Fremont.

I hope this Election Day, it will be an easy choice - that you will pick the hometown gal who's always had your back. That you will pick the woman who has worked with Prime Minister Truman to pass common-sense laws that help everyone. That you will pick the Representative who has pushed through tax rebates, environmental protection, and justice reform. That you will pick the Speaker who's run one of the most efficient chambers in recent memory, passing 9 pieces of important legislation - so far - and will continue that dedication to hard work, fair work, and good work as your Prime Minister.

Together, Fremont, a better future is possible - today!

[Kamala]

Endorsements

Representative Peebs
Representative JGibson
Senator Henry Wallace
Prime Minister Harry S Truman
Fremont House of Commons Representative Cactus
Representative OneJ
Senator Siren

[Kamala]

Endorsed, even though you will be #NotMyPrimeMinister.

Even though I'm from the Lincoln Region and can't vote for you, you're endorsed for Fremont's next PM.

- Congressman JGibson (Lab-IL)

Thank you both!

[Kamala]

Endorsed!

You have my vote and my endorsement, Madam Speaker. For all the respect and admiration I have for your opponent, I am convinced that the vision and leadership I have witnessed first-hand in the House of Commons makes you the best candidate to carry on the programs of the last ten months and see Fremont to still-greater heights of prosperity and happiness.

Proudly endorsed, my friend and fellow raging Fremontian commie.

Thank you, everyone! Guess it's time to start a list, huh?

[Kamala]

I’m mad I moved to Lincoln now but at least you won’t be possibly my prime minister.

[Kamala]

[Note: Since I think I've exhausted all decent speaking photos of Stephanie Herseth Sandlin, I'm updating my look to someone who's more frequently photographed. Hope you don't mind ]

Campaign stop in Grand Island, Nebraska

"Good morning everyone. How's everyone doing? Good? Then let's get started.

When I was born, not two hundred miles north of here, I never did think I would ever be running for Prime Minister of our great commonwealth. In fact, I didn't think I would ever get into politics at all. You see, my family and I didn't have much growing up. My dreams were small - to get that toy for Christmas, to be able to provide for my family, to not live paycheck to paycheck.

But we all know that no one is destined for greatness. Greatness is earned when one is thrust upon challenges and perseveres.

When I felt that I could better the lives of the people of my community by representing them in the House of Commons, I didn't hesitate to accept the challenge and run. And I won in a landslide.

When I arrived in Denver a freshman MP, I was nominated to be the speaker. I didn't hesitate to accept the challenge and serve. And I've run an incredibly efficient chamber, with countless legislation passed that has helped each and every one of the citizens of Fremont.

When I was notified that Prime Minister Truman would retire at the end of his term, I didn't hesitate to accept the challenge and run to succeed him. And I hope you'll help us win.

The problems that face our commonwealth today aren't simple or small. They aren't going to be whisked away by passing a simple bill or simply relying on the federal government to pick up the slack. And while I cannot say I have the same breadth of experience my esteemed opponent does, I believe the experience I do have is relevant to making life better and easier for you.

[Sigh]

We've all become quite professional here. We've refined politics to palatable soundbites and focus group-tested statements. And, of course, the concepts my opponent speaks of, of 'multipartisanship' and of 'centrism,' of 'principles' and of 'engagement,' are all fantastic. But that's the problem. They're concepts.

If government was only about selling concepts, politicians would be able to sell you the moon and back. But that's not good enough. My opponent is a good man – in fact, he is a great man – but he is not the leader we need.

If we want to see a more prosperous future for our commonwealth and our children, and their children, we must develop a new way of doing politics. A method in which we're unafraid of making bold choices, of fighting tooth and nail to secure what we need, of pushing back against the nay-sayers and those who want to see us fail.

I cannot foresee the disasters and the actions of the future, but I can promise you this:

I will be unafraid to stare down Nyman if any policy they pass harms the people of Fremont.

I will be unafraid to push through necessary bold reforms even if they jeopardize my political future.

I will be unafraid to stand by Fremont even if the rest of the nation commands me to stand down.

A vote for Kamala is a vote for a new Fremont. A Fremont unafraid.

Thank you."

[Kamala]

Endorsed!

Thank you!

Speech and Response in Duluth, Minnesota

"I'd like to thank the former President for continuing to run an amicable campaign. It's great to see democracy in action play out in our great commonwealth.

If today was one year ago, or even three months ago, I would've told you that my opponent would make a fantastic Prime Minister. The issue is that today isn't one year ago, and our entire nation is in a period of transition. When you have a third-party independent candidate – the former President himself – over take a major-party nominee, when you have two new parties gain a significant amount of members, both elected officials and voter base, you cannot deny that the nation is going through a realignment.

These are the times that try men's souls.

And in a realignment, looking back is the wrong thing to do.

The ideals and concepts that my opponent embodies – multipartisanship, centrism, and compromise – are great concepts, but they are ideals of a bygone era. A time, regardless if we yearn for it or are glad it's over, that is passed. 

It's time to pass the torch to a new generation of leadership.

As political positions and norms are now in flux, now more than ever do we need be unyielding in our pursuit and defense of what we know to be right.

I'll say it here and I'll say it again: Fremont needs a strong, left-wing majority to continue to pass vital legislation that helps every citizen in our commonwealth.

It's why a vital healthcare bill is on its way to being passed. It's why we've expanded crucial transportation infrastructure across the region. It's why we've increased education funding through grants. It's why we've passed bills to help recognize and protect the rich history of our region. It's why we've granted the largest tax rebate in history, allowing for the first steps of wealth distribution, of pulling the poorest out of poverty.
 
We wouldn't have gotten all that and more accomplished if we had compromised on our values or our beliefs. We achieved that because we refused to back down in the face of adversity, because we were willing to fight for what we know to be right.

In this new emerging political world, it is more important than ever before to have a leader who is unafraid to fight against Nyman, unafraid to make a few enemies if it means passing critical reform, unafraid to stand before the most integral values and beliefs that make Fremont great in the face of compromise.

A vote for Kamala is a vote for a new generation of leadership for Fremont. A new generation for a new Fremont. A Fremont unafraid.

Thank you."

[Kamala]

You've gone above and beyond in everything you've been involved in which is kind of a rare trait in these parts sometimes. You've been a wonderful speaker, and I'm sure that you would make a wonderful Prime Minister as well.

Endorsed.

Thank you, Madame Senator!

[Kamala]

Sacramento, California

"Election Day is upon us, and it's the opportunity to make our voices heard.

I'd like to thank some people for their help on this campaign.

First, I'd like to thank the Prime Minister, for his dedication to the region and for encouraging me to run. Second, I'd like to thank Senator Siren, for her help in running this campaign. And finally, I'd like to thank my opponent, Lumine, for being a worthy adversary and running a cordial, civil campaign.

As you go to the polls, I'd like for you to just think of one question:

Do you want Fremont to continue moving in a more just, more united, and more welcoming direction?

There's only one choice that will continue to look to the future, unafraid of what lies ahead.

Vote Kamala - for a Fremont Unafraid. "

[Kamala]

Kamala at her campaign headquarters in Sioux Falls

"Thank you, thank you everyone! We've shown the world that Fremont is ready and willing to continue on the path of progress.

Who would've imagined that a girl from rural South Dakota would one day become the First Minister of her beloved Commonwealth? I certainly didn't, but we've learned to expect the unexpected, haven't we?

In the history of our great commonwealth we've had our ups and our downs, our times of prosperity and our times of difficulty. But, regardless of the situation, we've never stopped moving forward. And, trust me, our region will continue to move forward, to make life better for the vulnerable, to protect our environment and our civil rights, to fight against injustice and cruelty, to prosper in harmony.


I want to congratulate my fellow members of Parliament, Cactus, Cashew, Rpryor, Pericles, JoMcAr, DFL, and MB298 on their election to Parliament. I invite them to work together to pass any and every legislation that will aid our great Commonwealth.


I want to thank my opponent, Lumine, for his grace and geniality during the campaign. You have been a worthy opponent, and I am glad to see that the democratic institutions in our region are still strong as ever!


I also want to thank the outgoing First Minister, Harry Truman, for his service to his country and to his region. Our Commonwealth has been permanently altered for the better thanks to his steady hand at the helm and bright vision for our future. I wish him comfort and pleasure in his retirement, and the best of luck in any future pursuits.


A speech would not be complete without thanking the most important people in this campaign: you, my supporters. Without you, this campaign would never have been possible. You have always had my back and supported me at every turn, and for that, I am eternally grateful. I hope I will be able to adequately repay you with my service as your First Minister.

Now, let's not rest on our laurels for too long; let's get to work!"

[Kamala]

I, Kamala, do hereby resign from my position of First Minister of Fremont.



Cashew, in his position as Speaker, is due to succeed me in the office.