Come to Yank's (Most of our Customer's Are Still Alive!)

[Former President tack50]

YANK'S SUMMER SPECIALS
***PARTY PRIDE SERIES***
50% OFF EVERY DAY UNTIL THE 9:30PM ATLAS CRASH
BUY ONE GET ONE 50% OFF UNTIL THE 3:30AM CRASH
Most cocktails run for $13/each regular price. YT Cult drinks run for $8/each regular price. Taxes and tip not included in price.

Atlas Conservative Party

Image source: https://www.thekitchenmagpie.com/the-blue-lagoon-cocktail-drink/
Tequila, blue curaçao, pineapple juice, lemonade. Garnished with a maraschino cherry and a lemon slice.

Federalist Party

Image source: https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/geoffrey-zakarian/tequila-sunrise-2810699.amp
Tequila, orange juice, grenadine. Garnished with a maraschino cherry and an orange slice.

Labor Party

Image source: https://www.thecocktailproject.com/drink-recipes/red-red-rita
Tequila, blood orange juice, lime juice, simple syrup. Garnished with a blood orange slice.

Peace Party

Image source: https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/purple-rain
Vodka, gin, blue curaçao, lime juice, lemon juice, soda water, grenadine. Garnished with lime slices.

Liberal Party

Image source: http://www.fancyasf.com/recipe/sapphire-sky-sapphire-blue-martini/
Vodka, lillet rose, blue curaçao. Garnished with a pineapple slice.

Confederate Party

Image source: https://altonbrown.com/mint-julep/
Demerara sugar, bourbon, seltzer water. Garnished with mint leaves.

Gayle's Surprise Birthday Party

Image source: https://www.thespruceeats.com/apple-martini-recipe-759579
Vodka, green apple schnapps, lemonade. Garnished with an apple slice.

YT Cult

Image source: https://tipsybartender.com/recipe/epic-margarita-jungle-juice/
We don't know exactly what's in it. It's got kool aid, a bunch of leftover fruit slices, and whatever booze YT felt like dumping in the bin.

Montfortian Party

Image source: http://www..com/Drinks/BerryWhite.aspx#.XS1difcpAwA
Blue raspberry vodka, creme de cacao, triple sec, lime juice. Garnished with lime.

Looking at the current list of drinks a YT Cult is the only thing I can really afford so I guess I'll get one of those and then promptly die

[Former President tack50]

Something tells me I'm going to need to come here on election night, whether to celebrate victory or down a loss