Hotter, Badder, and Unpopularer Takes

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

Underwear Shoes and socks are overrated and overused.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

Just saw three douchebag kids going out for lunch wearing heather grey Patagucci vests with the logo of some Tier Z PE.  

Patagonia = Slap on sight

Oh, I wear the same thing lol.

Fratagonia? Hell yeah.

I bought a Patagonia vest recently and I wear that sh**t every day u can bet

These things are f#cking useless. If I was gifted either of those things, I'd throw them out. Get a baseball cap and an actual light puffer jacket instead.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

Just saw three douchebag kids going out for lunch wearing heather grey Patagucci vests with the logo of some Tier Z PE.  

Patagonia = Slap on sight

Oh, I wear the same thing lol.

Fratagonia? Hell yeah.

I bought a Patagonia vest recently and I wear that sh**t every day u can bet

These things are f#cking useless. If I was gifted either of those things, I'd throw them out. Get a baseball cap and an actual light puffer jacket instead.

Why did you choose two non-Fratagonia pieces to make your point?

because this suffices

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

Skin color is only one factor in determining similarity. I saw a few punjabis today at costco and also a few arabs, and even though im white, I clearly had more features besides skin color in common with my punjabi bros, especially face and facial bone structure. My dad was there too and definitely agreed and patted my head and said my proud young punjabi, in punjabi lol.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

Tossups are for sissies, tilt everything at a minimum.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

If this hypothetically continues into November Trump is f2cked

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

even if Trump were to landslide, Colin Allred would still be favored

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

He still wouldn’t win, but the person who would do the best in an election in Oklahoma as a democrat is Toby Keith.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

When the rest of Europe besides Belarus is scared of Russian invasions they are looking at a big shadow, Russia rather than the rest of Europe besides Belarus should be more worried about invasion rather than the other way around.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

MyPillows actually suck @$$. I swear that I am not even being bias about it when I say that. There is a good small local chain of tex-mex style restaurants in the DFW area that is owned by a big Trump supporter and donor, but at least his products are good. Terrible guy, good food, I still go there (well at least pre-coronavirus) you get the point. But MyPillows actually just suck @$$. The material makes my skin itch and it feels like a lumpy, bumpy, and clumpy hospital pillow. Shove it Mike.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

Reading traditional books is overrated. If you want to learn more and be fascinated, just go online and read practical information for hours on end.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

You're racist if you look down on Asian cultures for eating dog meat.

I am racist then.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

There is nothing wrong with talking about what happens to GA 5 instantly as soon as John Lewis died, just doing it disrespectfully like taking pot shots at abrams is not cool.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

We need to reform our immigration system to be accepting of democratic friendly constituencies (like mexicans) to stay in good numbers, while significantly restraining republican friendly constituencies (like south americans) from staying.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

I hate chicken noodle soup, as I was eating it a few minutes ago I looked over at the can lid and thought id rather slit my wrists open than finish this shít

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

idk if this is a hot take but Josh Shapiro’s performance is not that impressive

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

Democrats barely even won, this is a fundamentally center right wing republican country

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

Democrats barely even won, this is a fundamentally center right wing republican country

A win is a win, if this was a “Republican Country” Democrats wouldn’t have a trifecta in the first place.

A win is a win for this cycle, not forever lol. Besides, downballot was a nightmare, gop controls most things of importance besides those three things both downballot as well as exterior courts

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

Democrats barely even won, this is a fundamentally center right wing republican country

Democrats are the natural majority party, Repubs only have fighting chance because of electoral college, gerrymandering, and Senate imbalance. Also fake news.

We dont even win the npv by a large percent, and frankly the gop could make that up if that was the name of their game, but it isnt

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

Democrats barely even won, this is a fundamentally center right wing republican country

Democrats are the natural majority party, Repubs only have fighting chance because of electoral college, gerrymandering, and Senate imbalance. Also fake news.

We dont even win the npv by a large percent, and frankly the gop could make that up if that was the name of their game, but it isnt

Biggest loss for an incumbent since Herbert Hoover.

biggest doesnt mean big lol

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

idk if this is a hot take but Josh Shapiro’s performance is not that impressive

He won Luzerne County. So, no.

He couldn't even get 51% against an absolute nobody, who hardly even ran a campaign, so I am not impressed. Tells you a lot about where the state is headed in the long term.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

it's eye roll worthy when some people are like asian americans are under constant fear for their lives due to hate crimes because of covid in america, a whopping 51 people died from hate crimes in america in 2019, not just asian, all total hate crimes combined. you are over three times more likely to die choking yourself from pleasure masturbating than dying in a hate crime in america lol

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

it's eye roll worthy when some people are like asian americans are under constant fear for their lives due to hate crimes because of covid in america, a whopping 51 people died from hate crimes in america in 2019, not just asian, all total hate crimes combined. you are over three times more likely to die choking yourself from pleasure masturbating than dying in a hate crime in america lol

...more than 150 people died from sexual asphyxiation in the USA in 2019? What the damn heck?

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5055911/

very likely yes

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

The US provoked Japan into attacking by embargoing a country that had done nothing to us. Before you get upset and start screaming that I'm a fascist, stop and think about one thing. How would the US respond if someone tried to cut off our oil supply? If you said anything different than "bomb them into dirt" I suggest you visit a proctologist because you seem to have your head stuck up your rectum.

Maybe so but if a random ass country like brazil started committing atrocities on the scale of imperial japan in the present day, I would hope and see such a reaction as to Japan in the ww2 era as completely reasonable, and even commendable.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

The need for massive infrastructure week is overstated. Don't get me wrong, the need is large alright, but it is still overstated. America is facing more pressing issues than that.