Mike Gravel forms exploratory committee

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The man. The myth. The legend. We are truly blessed by his presence. Children will cry out in the streets in screams of jubilation upon his inauguration. He will usher in an eternal Democratic wave and progressive dominance under his graceful leadership. All detractors will be taken away from their homes and be publicly hanged at the gallows, their corpses left to rot to set an example for all who dare try to oppose our one true leader. One nation. Under Gravel.

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http://mikegravel.org/why

"We're not asking for your vote, and we're not planning on contesting any primaries. We're seeking to reach 65,000 donors, qualify for the Democratic debates, and use that platform to issue a critique of American militarism, plutocracy, and inaction on climate.

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After getting in the first two debates and issuing the all-important critique of our destructive American empire, Sen. Gravel would leave the race and endorse the frontrunner among progressive Democrats."

Our future leader is humble enough to let other Democrats/traitors think they have a chance for the throne.