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[Technocracy Timmy]

I have a feeling few people here actually get the nuances of VT politics.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Vermont. The politics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of historical precinct data most of the elections will go over a typical observer's head. There's also Phil Scott's moderate outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Rockefeller Republican literature, for instance. The Vermonters understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these elections, to realize that they're not just important to Vermont- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Vermont politics truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Phil Scott's existential catchphrase "Listen, Learn, Lead," which itself is a cryptic reference to Olympia Snowe's political epic Fighting for Common Ground. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Phil Scott's genius unfolds itself on their NYT results pages. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Phil Scott tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they've analyzed within 5 Vermont elections of myself (preferably lower) beforehand.

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Only in the sense that their ideal government resembles an HR department run by Stalin.

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We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

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Context:

No, SN9203 surely does too.

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A Japanese magazine is saying he’s in a vegetative state.

I find that doubtful; the man’s never eaten a vegetable in his life.

[Technocracy Timmy]

0-5 : hardline atheist and socialist upbringing on kibbutz.

6 : whisked away under cover of darkness to Azerbaijan to be taught in the school of the Qara Keshish, as is the birthright of the heirs of the Derbandid Shirvanshahs.

8 : escaped the mountainous Shirvan with the assistance of Mormon missionaries.

9 : travelled along Born Again book tour and speaking circuit

10 : Baha'i

13 : celebrated bar mitzvah

14 : assigned religion beat at school paper

15 : target of fatwah for published content in said paper

16 : social media summer intern at the Vatican

17 : deep undercover as Buddhist monk in Lhasa exposing financial misconduct by the office of the Dalai Lama

18 : followed Creed on tour

19 : ingested peyote on road trip to New Mexico

20 : went on Hajj

21 : finally read Hobbs, didn't care much for it

22 : graduated cum laude from rabbinical school

23 : Wiccan, for the romantic aspect

24 : Unitarian Universalist wedding guest

25 : excommunicated by Ukrainian Orthodox Church

26-present : Kabbalist

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“Welcome to Pete’s Pizza and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce.”

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I have relatives in Argentina, so probably there.

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Topic: US Church Membership Drops Below 50% for the First Time

Not surprising that the trend really accelerated only in 2005, the same year Reddit.com was launched.

[Technocracy Timmy]

The first order of business is to establish his administration, and eliminate all elements of the radical marxist puppets that undermined his Israeli security and stability by collaborating with the US and European left-wing extremists. 

The second order of business is to address the US and European espionage campaigns to interference in Israeli elections through social and multi-media (Like Iran), destabilization of Israeli internal governance and civil order, as well as re-establishing ties with China and Russia as a bargaining chip against any further attempts by the Biden administration to undermine Israeli foreign policy.  A large part of the Bibi vote was due to antipathy towards Washington, and anger at Lepid for dealing with Biden in the run up to the election.  They are also pretty pissed at the Western and Israeli media campaign to sensationalize fabricated, and many times ludicrous, corruption charges against Bibi. 

The third order of business that should be done simultaneously with the second is enact of policies and pursuit of foreign policy that reduces inflation by any and all costs.  Netanyahu should also keep his promise to provide tax credits to families struggling with cost of living expense and free early childhood education initiatives.  A strong economic position is the best form of National Security as has been so clearly demonstrated by NATO countries. 

Lastly, Israel needs to re-establish military relations with all Gulf, ME and Caucus states in preparation for a multinational strike on Iranian nuclear facilities and weapon manufactories.  It is undoubtedly an essential US national security interest to eliminate Iranian weapons programs.  A deal will either have to be worked out with Russia (for Israeli weapons that ends the war) or the USA (for Ukrainian defense) that designates Israel as an untouchable ally.  Israel would be taking a huge risk providing support to Ukraine or Russia.  Whether it's today or tomorrow, the US, or its proxies, must enter Iranian theater.

I see that Zyprexa has been the latest casualty of the supply chain crisis.