Bushie: The Final Frontier - Update Season V

[memphis]

Dumb question: what does one do with crisco? I've seen at the store, and I understand that it is some sort of saturated fat that one would use to make pie crusts or cookies or so on. But that's not cooking in the sense of making dinner.

[memphis]

Dumb question: what does one do with crisco? I've seen at the store, and I understand that it is some sort of saturated fat that one would use to make pie crusts or cookies or so on. But that's not cooking in the sense of making dinner.

Sure, you just plop it in the frying pan and it melts wonderfully.  I won't even get into its other uses... ask Torie about that.

Bleh. Fried foods are so brown and greasy. Can't even imagine frying in a solid fat. Pretty certain that, one way or another, my digestive tract would physically reject it.

[memphis]

Unless you're sweating a lot from heat or exercise, there's no reason to drink a lot of water just for the heck of it. Drink when you're thirsty. Also, with hamburgers, just make them yourself. You can buy them at the grocery already shaped in a circle. Grocery food tends to be of higher quality than restaurant food. Just stay away from that whole aisle that's nothing but Doritos. That aisle needs to be thrown into a black hole.

[memphis]

Unless you're sweating a lot from heat or exercise, there's no reason to drink a lot of water just for the heck of it.

It's recommended that one drinks 8 glasses a day so his numbers aren't off.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/8glasses.asp

[memphis]

Bushie did 9 applications in an hour? That's about 6 minutes per application. How does one apply for a job in 6 minutes?

[memphis]

Keep calling the Doctor's office and make sure they call or fax in your refill. Also if they don't have done by this evening, I am sure you can get a few pills from your pharmacist to last you through the next couple of days.

What do you guys do in the pharmacy when the doctor can't be reached. Is there a loophole in the law that lets you sell just a few pills without a prescription? Or is it just overlooked? I'm sure things must be more rigid with controlled substances. Getting my adderall every month is a huge hassle!

[memphis]

I believe he needs a job before he can buy anything.

[memphis]

I believe he needs a job before he can buy anything.

He can get food stamps for the fatback and lard, and get his momma to buy him a box of wine instead - net savings!

Is he eligible for food stamps? His "ownership" of a underwater property may prevent it. I don't know the rules exactly, but you're not allowed to have more than a pittance in assets. Just his car probably is enough to disqualify him.

[memphis]

While you were at Walgreens, did you apply for a job?

[memphis]

Religion makes people crazy.

And the reverse is true as well. Crazy people make religion.

[memphis]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thessaloniki is in Greece. They and the Turks don't care much for one another and may not be pleased if you made the same mistake in the future. Just FYI.

[memphis]

Why don't you see if Subway needs some help while you're there?

[memphis]

Nobody is going to pay Bushie >$11/hour for his time. And he knows it. Like Kenya and trade school and the rest, it's just an excuse not to look for work.

[memphis]

That last sentence is patently false. The rest was just foolish.

[memphis]

No, the show is getting good again now the God is appearing once again and talking to Bushie. Without God giving orders, this show has nothing. That was the problem with the Utah episodes. Evidently, God refuses to speak in that unfriendly territory.

[memphis]

Are you still driving by the house every day?