Public Office of Southern Governor Leinad (Bye!)

[JustinTimeCuber]

Why haven't you made a Chamber noticeboard? Is it because you don't care about the Southern people?

[JustinTimeCuber]

Why haven't you made a Chamber noticeboard? Is it because you don't care about the Southern people?

Well I handled that when I was Speaker, so I assumed it was the Speaker's job.

I'll make one tonight for sure.

Funny how he is asking you this on day 1, but didn't ask Nev in the entire month before he vacated his seat

I was just wondering why.

[JustinTimeCuber]

Leinad Gets Protested

Governor Leinad and his Chief-of-Staff Steve Owen watched the recent protests in Nashville, over Leinad's often not socially conservative views.

"I'm pro-life, pro-gun, I'll let individual people have what views they want even if I disagree with them, what more do they want from me?" said Leinad. "Although some of those signs are clever. Others are just...obscene..."

"Oh, look, they're talking about you on the TV."

"Hey, it's the spokesperson for the Social Justice Warrior Party!"

"Liberal Justice Party."

"Close enough, unmute it!"

"it's just a really sad time for the region," said The Spokesperson. "Leinad is a horrible far-right extremist, he hates poors, he hates women, he hates gays, he hates minorities, and it's up to everyone who isn't a fascist to resist this horrible new Governor!"

Leinad said nothing. He simply went to his laptop and, on the speaker system he had set up, played Stuck In The Middle With You by Stealers Wheel.

This is great.

[JustinTimeCuber]

Farewell Address

Thank you, thank you everyone! Yes, I didn't accomplish what I set out to, which is why I'm not running for another term (yes, it should work like that ). But that doesn't mean I'm leaving the game. I have plans--stay tuned!

And now I'm happy to let you get to know your new (and old) Governor, dfwlibertylover! Okay you're cheering a lot louder than when I was announced...stop that...as I was saying, dfw can hopefully get the Chamber active and get the region moving in a way I wasn't able to be active enough to do, and we can make the South something everyone can love!

Thanks everyone, peace out!

[Leinad boards a helicopter and flies off]

can you take the commies with u