Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

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F*** you all.  Mississippi has made a far greater impact on American culture than any other state when you consider population, and we're the most charitable state.  I'd much rather live in a state with a reasonable climate, hot women, and the most dollars to charity.

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F*** you all.  Mississippi has made a far greater impact on American culture than any other state when you consider population.

That isn't funny, that's true.

The truth has nothing to do with why it's funny.

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For a second I was going to say "Wow Naso listens to Weezer..."

haha this is exactly what I thought.

Teenage Dirtbag takes me right back to 2000/2001.

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HI! KEYSTONE PHIL HERE FOR THE ATLAS FORUM. JUST WANTED TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MY FRIEND BILLY. HE'S GREAT.

Oh and . . .

FF, although he has the most annoying voice I've heard in a long time.  That's probably part of his attractiveness, though.

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I believe I can settle this fight.

Harry is posting in the wrong thread.

Case closed.

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I chose no, but in a very general sense.  If they are of decent age and they love each other, I have no problem with them holding hands or an arm around the shoulder or the middle back.  Where I think it crosses the line is when they lock their lips together in a passionate kiss before they're even adults.  Ideally, I think kissing should be preserved until at least engagement and you know without a shadow of a doubt that this girl (or guy) is the one you're going to live with the rest of your life, and if possible the wedding day just to make the first time more pleasurable and more meaningful.  Now, sadly, I can't say that I've followed my own advice.  I have kissed a girl before, passionately, but she was my ex-fiance' and I thought we were going to tie the knot.  So, in a way, I am ashamed of that, but in another way, I am not.  Now, a kiss on the cheek or even a quick peck on the lips is fine, just no tongue.

wow...

Yeah and I thought I was bad personally.  Haven't kissed a girl until I was 19 while a lot of people I knew already had sex by then.  And WOW even ringed her without getting a "preview".  4 months salary for a rock out of me will require a lot of freaky things.  I guess if you feel that way I can't knock it, but I hate to say this might be a factor in the broken engagement.  I mean the guy BushOK's ex left him for is a freaking grandpa and I'm sure he got sex out of her before a ring was placed.  Women do not like pushovers or really prudish guys.  Shows weakness. 

Sorry.  Just thought you needed the pep talk. 

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I would be played by whoever played Agrippa on Rome.

No, you wouldn't because you're not in the movie.

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Takes me back to the fateful Summer of 2001.

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Just run an ad of all his tweets.

It's Iowa.  They just got Geocities there last week, they'd just be confused.

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I hate to post Opebo quotes but . . .

"A nail"?  Is that a euphemism for bumsex?

I think the above guy may do it bothways..

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Obama can't win. He has no experience and he hasnt accomplished anything in life. When he runs is he going to say, when I was a state senator, I cosponsered a bill calling for more pothole filling.

conan lol

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Um...should I be concerned?

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Politics is a dirty game ,if you can't stand the oven. Then cry like a baby.

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Yesterday, or maybe the day before, I watched "27 Dresses" and "What Happens in Vegas". Both are good, drama-filled movies.

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On Tim Kaine's future . . .

nobody here seems to remember that he is DNC Chairman...

and he is probably secretary-treasurer of his local lions club.

what was a i thinking...

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naso, can we get a mike rounds update w/pics?

kthnx.

You beat me to it.

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Because he's white.

Of course; that's why he chose that noted black man, Joe Biden, instead.

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Both parts of conservatism is important. You must be mroal and be taught how to make money. Welfare makes people immoral and doesn't help in the long-run.

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"Lou Dobbs called in a woman from the extreme Jewish group known as ADL and gave her all the time she wanted.
Lou Dobbs also tried to link the museum violence to the Muslims allegedly plotting to attack synagogues working for Israel."


http://www.daily.pk/world/americas/10441-alleged-holocaust-museum-shooter-perfect-story-for-zionist-media-guilty-before-trial-.html

Lou Dobbs I have been a fan of your show for several years and you are right about immigration and economics but I will no longer watch your show if you are going to put out this propaganda.

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=97523.0

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ok I'm pretty sure this is the only time I've put anything Harry has said in here:

If Phil doesn't like my sig, I could always change it to something like this:









THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE UNPATRIOTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Unintentional

In Election 2008, Barack Obama beat John McCain by 7.25 points, nationally. It was a Democratic sh**t of, roughly, 10 points from John Kerry's 3-point loss in 2004.

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JewishConservative, i want to ask you a question. Are you Johanns from Virtual Politics?

Anyway, why are we suspecting he is more than one person?

who?

Ok....is your Youtube username "KitFistoPwns"?

No.

Waldo?

what?

Just admit it....it's obvious.

...Fine.I'm Johanns from Virtual Politics....

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does this help or hurt mike rounds?

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The Pink Elephant is reporting that Jackson was seen being sped away in the back of a Hearst driven by Elvis.

How many more jokes will the Born-Again make about a death that occurred only a few hours ago?  That's 3 so far.  You're on a roll.

Well, now that I have quoted you, that makes 4.

But, is there some required time period I'm should wait before cracking jokes?  The dude, after all, was a complete fruitcake.

That's Christian love for you.