Comedy Goldmine VI: Now with no Gporter and Calcium-Fortified for Bone Health

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Obama vs Giuliani:

Giuliani's fatal mistake being, of course, when he decided to skip all the other states and campaign only in Florida.

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That was really funny, mostly because of how true it was.

Man, math must be really hilarious to you.

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The point is they're to different things and that's not what I was talking about in "media" freedom. I was talking only about banning media, period, nothing more. And just saying that I don't give a sh!t what happens to Judith Miller who is a worthless whore. I actually laughed when she got locked up.

Banning media is NEVER acceptable. Period, end of story, and thus it should never be respected or accepted. It is always evil and a wrong thing to do.

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Is this who you would have them put on their shortlists if you were advising them or who you think is actually on their shortlists (if a shortlist even exists yet)?

Yeah kind of.

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Is this who you would have them put on their shortlists if you were advising them or who you think is actually on their shortlists (if a shortlist even exists yet)?

Yeah kind of.

I beat you to it on page two.

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At a party July 3rd, I've decided to "go green" and become a tree hugger

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http://www.zogby.com/50state/



Highlights:

- Obama +9 in North Carolina
- Obama leads in South Carolina, Arkansas, Texas
- Obama up 16 in New Mexico
- Obama leads in Arizona
- Serious Barrmentum
- Iowa: Safe McCain

First, if you look at the map, and read the data, Obama leads in Iowa (its NOT "Safe McCain" as you assert). 

Second, Zogby has spent years developing both techniques and data base for his interactive method, which given the problems with current polling, may be the future of survey research.
While he had absurd results in 2004. his current results are vastly improved.

Third, from other unpublished surveys I have seen, I suspect that the "undecided" category is likely to break favorably for McCain.

Fourth, his numbers for Nader seem to be right on the money (several published polls have, IMHO, greatly exaggerated the Nader vote).

Fifth, what most public polls are missing is the massive disgust with McCain (which shows up in the Zogby interactive poll as support for Barr).

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I want to a picture of Mike Naso, because I have no idea what this Republican stallion looks like.

If I may be more specific, I'd like to see fourteen to twenty-seven pictures of him petting a dog, standing with his family, sitting and watching Fox News, pretending to be a meteorologist, posing in front of a Dress Barn, holding a shotgun in front of a police car, and moshing at an emo show.

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Hot off the presses...

Only if he chooses Mitt Romney as his VP candidate.

I know you are being totally sarcastic.

What makes you think that?

Based on your previous caustic comments about Romney.  You have never had one nice thing to say about Romney, that I am aware of.

That's true; I try to avoid saying nice things about bad people.

However, you do say many nasty things about great people, like Romney.

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Neutral though he does fit into my belief that all countries should be ruled by crude stereotypes.

The crude-stereotype-as-leader suffered setbacks with the losses of Vladimir Putin and Junichiro Koizumi.

I know, and soon Bush will be gone so there goes our West Texas American cowboy. The only way to redeem this is to somehow get the UK to elect Hugh Grant as PM.

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how could any normal person have a favorable opinion of lautenberg?

Normal people get out of New Jersey.

Jealous much?

Of....what?

Um NJ.....the richest state with the highest graduation rates, students who go on to college, highest concentration of people with medical/engineering/high level grad degrees, highest quality of life/convenience, and everything from shore/farms/"mountains" and a mix of rural/suburban/ and urban areas? You know, sort of like Long Island minus half the scum.

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fcuk

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Listen, I talked it over with some maps. All but one of them agree that McCain would still win. The other map is just a stubborn, brainwashed, cultist hack.

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Should we change our passwords too?

Why? Are you worried about someone hacking your account and editing your cut and paste jobs?

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Only funny posts please.

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the one thing that bothers me about kaine is that special olympics look he has about him.

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Wait, I thought the gay guy lost the primary?

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She soundzzz cute! But I'm more into girls that wear lacoste and polo, not that trash at abercromie and sh*t.

But what is your ASL?

Governor Duke, Dirty South it is 15, female in CA.

Blonde or brunette?

I am a brunette with long straight hair.

Very nice. Is it the long kind that makes you look like a hippie? You know, down past your butt, or the long but manageable kind?

How do you feel about becoming an elitist? Do you like the poor? You're not one of those manly athletic girls now, are you?

It is to the middle of my back and no I am not a manly women. I have thought about becoming an elitist but I have never acted on it.

It is to the middle of my back and no I am not a manly women. I have thought about becoming an elitist but I have never acted on it.

OOOOOoooOOOoooOO

How do you like the south?

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The culture of corruption in the GOP must stop.

Dude.  D-NJ.

Beat me to it.

Me too.

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I think the filing deadline for the primary has long passed.

Aren't there other Republicans running?

One of note, some liberal businessman named Vic Vickers.  Palin wing of the party.

The culture of corruption in the GOP must stop.

Dude.  D-NJ.

Did you miss the post right about yours?

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i have zero idea who ludacris is...but ill bet the trailer money he isnt a scholar.

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Obama just nailed another Sister Souljah moment! Thank you Ludacris!

http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0708/Obama_camp_condemns_song_Ludacris_should_be_ashamed.html

i bet you and the boyz like to sit around and listen to a bit of ludacris...while eating your mcburgers and playing the ps2.

obama yall!

lolz @ white kids in minnesota.  yall be so enlightened.

Uh, haven't you forgotten? I listen to nothing but emo/hardcore/punk/indie/"scene" music. I utterly despise rap.

oh you are missing it, yo.

erry'body in da club gettin tipsy.

yeah.  obama yall!

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There's probably only a few people here that know the history behind this but who cares...

I think the British networks might cover it. . .

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As much as I would hate to see McCain pick Romney, I would like to see more of these moments...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXGMi7a53jA

This shows that Romney is a man of the people, mixing it up with every day Americans, and that he has significant support in the black community.

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I was right next to Peter as he typed this in the Apple store! He wasn't holding me for ransom though. 

Yeah, but what about 'uncle tony'?

"Uncle Tony" "died," remember? So did "Cousin Frank."

I though you said 'Uncle Tony' was a stereotype.

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Yes, it is. Assad used it as a joke. It obviously didn't happen. "Uncle Tony" was only used because I am 100% Italian. It's a stereotype but I found it funny.

Funny, but I had the impression you were an American (well, from Pennsylvia).