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What about non-incumbent party pickups? Obama beat Keyes 70-27.

that shouldnt count.

OMFG HE SHOULD RUN FOR PREZ111111.  HE HAS THE AUDASITY OF HOPE LOZL!11

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everybody: does anyone even remotely like Passions?

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Mike Naso : Bringing a "little" West Virginia to Ohio.

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Pittsburgh? PITTSBURGH?


fine.


*does quick edit*

We made it Pittsburgh when salty was running to slap him in the face.  Now we're just stuck in a polluted cole mine.

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I think my next milestone is 2500 and I have still never changed my opinions

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[Best campaign so far]:

1. Tom Kean Jr. (R-NJ)
In a Democratic year (or so says the "experts") Kean has lead the last six polls and is gaining momentum in a blue state.  He has exposed numerous Menendez corruption scandals, tied him to Corzine, and has distanced himself from Bush quite well.

[Which major candidate would make the best Senator?]

Best:
Kean

Tom Kean Jr. is the first non-Doug Forrester statewide candidate since the 2002 debacle.  All these reason point to a Kean win in 06' and a NJ pickup in 2008.

I would like to prove to me that Tom Kean Jr is "dumber than a box of rocks", of course you will not be able to and my point will be proven

Yes, but Tom Kean Jr. is one of my favorite politicians in the country and the whole home town thing makes me support him

While working the Republican booth at my town's Labor Day fair, I got the chance to meet Tom Kean Jr.  I have met many politicians at this fair, and I noticed a lot of differences between him and other ones I have met:

1.) First, the man looks like he is about 21 years old
2.) He is very soft-spoken, Teddy Roosevelt-esque
3.) He isn't interetsed in getting up and making a huge speech, he just wanted to meet every voter he could and shake their hands
4.) The guy must get very hungry because the Republicans were selling burgers, and he bought three from me!!! (Not that that's important)

I don't see how anyone could object to this guy, maybe due to blind partisanship like Menendez more, but he is a good guy.  There are many other politicians I rather be friends with.

The Republicans win this seat because Tom Kean Jr. is a squeaky clean great candidate and Bob Menendez is corrupt party-boss scumbag.

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CHRIS CHRISTIE 2008!!!

If you pick dumbass (Tom Kean Jr.) again, I don't know what to say especially when better more intelligent candidates like Christie and John Murphy are avail

Chris Christie... has more experience than Tom Kean Jr. and more intelligence in his left pinky.

The election came down to the fact you had to choose between an intelligent but evil person, or a well-meaning yet moronic person.

The Dems are corrupt and have no aspiring candidates, but we ran that buffoon Kean, maybe Cristie will finally be the one.

But this is my new statement:
If Tom Kean Jr. is the 2008 nominee, he will be smashed

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How bout the fact his mother was 15 when he was born says a lot about these people

What does that have to do with anything?

To you maybe nothing, but to me it means the person is lacking morals and is probably poor or a minority

C'mon we all know that no rich white kids parent's are going to make a complaint this stupid, or rich black kids for that part

...What exactly is your point?

You just felt like stating that poor black people are stupid?

Not all of them, and many poor white people are also stupid, I'm just saying this is more of a thing a person of a lower class would do.  The biggest indicator there poor is the fact the kid is getting a GBA, not a GBA SP or Nintendo DS

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Another one for the "so funny becasue it's true" pile:

I find the concept of Chafee winning West Virginia to be quite amusing

Yes, he's a horrible candidate for the state. A socially liberal budget hawk?

WV needs to start voting Democratic again so that 15-year old hacks don't think it's a GOP bastion.

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Good ol' days.