Confessions of Atlas

[Hindsight was 2020]

I’m the one who digitally put Jabba the Hut into the original Star Wars

[Hindsight was 2020]

For some reason I cry every time I see the ride of the rohirrim scene in ROTK. That damn violin gets me man 😭

[Hindsight was 2020]

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

[Hindsight was 2020]

Had a crush on Virginia. Ya'll probably already know this and I'm proud of it. I'm also a hopeless romantic.

Don’t blame you it’s a beautiful state