Michelle Obama's "Whitey" Problem

[Torie]

I doubt this exists. I don't think Michelle would vent this way publically. I suspect it is BS. But hey, speculation, is speculation. I am having to revert to my gut and best judgment a lot lately based on not much.

On the other hand, I suspected that Pfleger would freak Obama, more than Wright, because Pfleger was white and Catholic, while affecting a pandering black act (the mix being totally toxic), and well, maybe it did.

[Torie]

Wouldn't surprise me at all. We already know Obama hates white people and feels inferior because of her race. She wrote about it in her master's thesis. If this tape indeed exists, it would be another serious blow to the Obama campaign. The Democrats are working very hard this year to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

I've actually read her master's thesis, and I don't think you have.

I read it too. It was pedestrian, and the survey was rather poorly designed, and it was focused on the incidence of blacks post  Princeton going Oreo after hitting Wall Street, but hardly a smoking gun. I would have given the effort a C+.

[Torie]

He either has [is correct in his unsubstantiated and idle speculation based on not much but his wet dreams perhaps that] the effing tape [exists] or he doesn't [isn't]. Time will tell. But I think the chances are remote that it exits. Damn!

[Torie]

The tape either exists or it doesn't.  And it doesn't until someone actually produces.  I'm not a big believer in unsubstantiated rumor.

Though really, if some Republican or Clintonista had any brains, they would be brainstorming some e-mail to pass around the Internet saying that Obama left Wright's church to go back to his original faith - Islam.  We'll see if a Lee Atwater-type exists for this one.

Could they do that when they had been saying that he was currently a Muslim?

Say the church was his Christian front for his true Muslim beliefs and that the problems with the church meant he had to drop it.  He'll actually show his true colors after the eleciton.

Will Michele show up at Obama's inauguration ceremony in a veil?

[Torie]

And here is a Left blogger's attempt at preemptive sanitization of what is rumored to be out there, with folks mishearing "whitey" when Michelle really said "why'd he."  One just can't make this stuff up! 

 How you'd write it:

    Why did Bush cut folks off medicaid?
    Why did Bush let New Orleans drown?
    Why did Bush do nothing about Jena?
    Why did Bush put us in Iraq for no reason?

How you'd say it:

    Why'd he cut folks off medicaid?
    Why'd he let New Orleans drown?
    Why'd he do nothing about Jena?
    Why'd he put us in Iraq for no reason?

How Larry Johnson wants you to hear it:

    Whitie cut folks off medicaid?
    Whitie let New Orleans drown?
    Whitie do nothing about Jena?
    Whitie put us in Iraq for no reason?