Update

[Bacon King]

Friendly advice, don't be clingy.

[Bacon King]

Sorry to hear about you losing your Asian mistress, Duke. She sounds like someone that is too wishy-washy with what she wants to actually have as a girlfriend. Sometimes it is better to just put badly ended relationships like that behind you. Though I must admit I do look forward to reading the impending facebook drama!

Ironically enough, my relationship actually just ended as well! For the past month she had been getting more and more distant and was starting to be kind of a b!tch. Not to go too much into detail uninvited, but things in the relationship were starting to get really annoying and I was just trying to weather it all, be nice and hope it would all improve when we went back to school together. On Saturday though I finally built up the courage to kindly tell her to fsck off, and I feel much better because of it.

[Bacon King]

Sorry to hear about you losing your Asian mistress, Duke. She sounds like someone that is too wishy-washy with what she wants to actually have as a girlfriend. Sometimes it is better to just put badly ended relationships like that behind you. Though I must admit I do look forward to reading the impending facebook drama!

Ironically enough, my relationship actually just ended as well! For the past month she had been getting more and more distant and was starting to be kind of a b!tch. Not to go too much into detail uninvited, but things in the relationship were starting to get really annoying and I was just trying to weather it all, be nice and hope it would all improve when we went back to school together. On Saturday though I finally built up the courage to kindly tell her to fsck off, and I feel much better because of it.

I've decided to hold off on the assault for now. My friend spoke with her tonight and while she is pissed, she is apparently having doubts about her new crush on the pothead skater boy. I'm definitely in the dog house, but time sometimes heals wounds. I'll never date her, but I will come out as the better man in the end.

I'll wait for school to start and send her an apology letter in some form regardless of what she is doing with this other trashbag. She can do what she wants with it, but I will look like the better guy in this whole ordeal. It's possible she'll still come around and we can still be friends. We do have a lot in common regardless of if we ever date for real (other than hooking up) or not.

I can be a real prick, but I also know how to apologize and admit when I am wrong. To be honest, my family has been in shambles this summer with my sister really f**king up, and I probably lashed out at her out of frustration for that matter. She was still acting like a bitch about it too, though. That didn't help matters.

The apology letter does seem to be a smart decision. Sorry to hear about your family and everything too; I understand how that can complicate your feelings towards the girl as well. But best of luck with the entire situation! As a bit of advice, though, just remember not to be too hasty if you feel the need to confront her or whatever. Waiting things out helps a lot with being rational.

[Bacon King]

Yeah, I can't believe anyone was honestly buying Duke's story, although the fact that some people bought it made it more hilarious

to be fair, the thought didn't really even cross my mind, i'm just enjoying this thread becoming even more confusing.