Is BushOklahoma your favorite Update character?

[Bacon King]

Didn't Bacon King have a rule about merging/deleting update-related threads if there were more than two on the first page?  There are currently at least three.

I did say that yes but let's be real here I'm too lazy to enforce something like that very strictly or even notice most of the time

Think of it like the speed limit it's technically against the rules to go even 1 mph over it but most of the time you don't get pulled over for that (unless you're Jay-Z)