Update XX: A Darn Good Judge of My Financial Situation

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Remember that episode when Jeff said he was going to go out walking with his pastor (or whoever it was) five times a week? There were going to be NO EXCUSES.

I think that ended up lasting all of a day or two.

And a $100 pair of shoes courtesy of Papa's sweat.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

a couple bowls of Cheerios

..............

Stop it.  It has plenty of sugar and carbs.   IT IS NOT A CHEAT MEAL AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH CHEERIOS.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Will you be going to dinner with Papa and Mama, or eating at Granny's house this weekend?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

At least Cheerios is heart-healthy.  

That's what the commercials say so it must be true.

Besides, nothing says heart healthy quite like a combination of "oats, genetically-modified corn starch, sugar, salt, tripotassium phosphate, wheat starch, and paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde (added to preserve freshness)."

Yeah, having a mad scientist like angus around sure is going make life horrible for Our Dear Friend.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

How long until the diet is "official"?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Vegetables does not include hamburger condiments Bushie. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Vegetables does not include hamburger condiments Bushie. 

Clearly you slept through the Reagan administration.  Or were drunk through it. 

Both. And I weighed about 150.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

ITS OFFICIAL NOW!!!!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

J-Mann.  I'd be sh**tting 5 times a day for a week with that recipe.  YUM.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

None of this stuff should be part of his diet plan, but then again, we know this diet will go nowhere so...

I hope you voted in the cheating poll.   

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Unfortunately this has been a very poor season so far. Really the only thing that could save it at this point as surprise reveal in the finale that Bushie actually has hit the big three-double-zero. But as things stand, this season is languishing in C or even C- territory.

I can't help but feel partly responsible. I'm sorry, my friend!

Getting time to pick a new season name.......lots of good options this time.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Since he did not post what he ate today I will assume it's RIP diet.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I honestly think my diet has been worse than Bushie's these last few days. Being snowed in all the time sucks.

Muscle your butt to the gym, even if you don't want to. That is the best way to survive, in my most recent experience with my Hudson Valley hood. And why is it, that so many driver's in the hood, don't know how to drive in it, with snow and ice on the roads? I mean I learned that in my salad days in Chicago and Ann Arbor. And what you learned with so many of your brttains cells then un-killed, you remember now - like it was yesterday. It seems indeed like "yesterday"when I was your age (I mean most of you here), was not far off from the actual yesterday. Time really flies when you get old. Make the most of it while you can!

Dude this thread isn't about you or God forsaken Hudson. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Since he did not post what he ate today I will assume it's RIP diet.

I was just about to post what I had.  I had a bowl of cereal this morning for breakfast, just water for lunch, and a bacon and tomato sandwich for supper.  I had 4 glasses of water today (34 oz. total).  I will get out and walk at 1730 before this evening's basketball games come on.

That really stretches the imagination.........a lot.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Sales are worse than call centers for me. 

But WalMart and other retail is beneath you so much that you'd take a job that's worse than call centers?

...

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

A quick google check shows Harbortouch Merchant Services.

http://www.harbortouch.com/services/

Perhaps this is it?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

A quick google check shows Harbortouch Merchant Services.

http://www.harbortouch.com/services/

Perhaps this is it?

Nope, that's not it.

I'd bet other than the name there's not much if any difference.  RIP

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Have you shared the company name with Smash and JMann are you going in this one blind with no research?

Nope, I haven't seen anything on this. 

Bushie is the $30,000 a salary??  A draw?  Does the $30k base even exist?  What kind of sales?

It's a people mill, Smash.   Groundhog Day all over again for Our Dear Friend.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I hope you didn't post this on your FB......gonna look bad when this goes Kaboom!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Let J-Mann check this out and report back, please.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Let J-Mann check this out and report back, please.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I think the fact Bushie hasn't sent this to myself or J-Mann is proof he knows it is a scam.

QFT

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]