Update XVI: Sidejackin' it in the Train Room.

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1. Bushie rushed through all CAD classwork
2. Didn't try fix his teacher's corrections on bad CAD work
3. Skipped the final project
4. Was out of work 5 months after graduating with no CAD work
5. Despite making his parents buy him a computer with AutoCAD, has already said he's rusty on the program, meaning he didn't bother to open it up and practice it on his own during the past 5 months

He's probably about as good at CAD as any of us here right now.

Ouch.  True, but ouch.

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Arent' chairs adjustable?  Damn.

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Late for work?  Ugh.  RIP 

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There's some comfort knowing we won't hear about any of his brief relaxations.......it's unimaginably gross to think about it.

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Bushie had chocolate cake twice today? RIP job

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forget about his sex life,

it is now 10 am central time.  no sign of bushie.  this isnt a good sign at all.

Last Active:  Today at 10:49:40 am

But where from?  Home?

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something smells fishy.

Yeah, I'm guessing he rolled in at 0900 or later..........

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Healthy Choice frozen lunches heat in 6 minutes. No excuses for garbage like lunchables or canned crap.

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Good Thursday Morning!  I slept well and I'm now up and ready for Day 9 of work!  I'm ready to improve on the things I've learned today.  I am very excited because as of this morning, I have lost 8 pounds since mid-July and 3 pounds just this week.  I'm just not eating as much, yet I am eating enough.  I am sitting at 285.2 this morning.  I will be going back to my parents' tomorrow evening, but I will be back in time for church Sunday Morning.  Tomorrow is also payday!!

Good job on the weight loss but damn man you were a sh**t shy of 300?  Ugh.  KEEP LOSING

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Yeah I didn't realize he was 293 pounds. Goodness.

That's like 2 Dukeys.

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I will be going back to my parents' tomorrow evening,

RIP DIET

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This was his lunch.....look at the sodium and fat content....ugh

I'm sure he ate more than a cup too.

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This was his lunch.....look at the sodium and fat content....ugh

I'm sure he ate more than a cup too.

1 package is 400 cal, 20 g protein. Not too bad. And there's a good amount Vitamin A and C in it.

The sodium and fat is bad, but since he's on the fast lane to death anyway, I think high blood pressure for weight loss would be a good trade off.

Keep eating the terrible canned soups Bushie!

Dog food is probably healthier than Dinty Moore"s stew

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anyone remember the update of a few years back when bushie said he going to start 'walking in place' in his bedroom?

A blast from the past when he was going to use a walking app to show us how much excercise he did.

Re: Update Season VII: "The OK Corral"
« Reply #647 on: May 17, 2013, 03:25:44 pm »

I've already tried faking it.  It doesn't work.  The app is too smart for that.  I can't drive 3 mph, plus I would clog traffic.

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Good Friday Morning! I am running late so I'll make this brief.  I'm about to head off to work for Day 10 and the conclusion of Week 2.  I'll get off at 1600 and then head to Mom and Dad's from there.

You were late for work already?

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i have a hunch bushie may have over-eaten in his trip to see his parents.

Missing church with a headache and bad stomach.  Good call Walter.  RIP CHURCH.

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Uh oh

Yeah those updates scare me, as if he's falling too far behind.

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Tonight is another night to relax.  I will be getting off at 1630 and will probably watch some baseball as the feature presentation.

So what's different?

Dude, do you ever go outside, take a block long walk, get fresh air, talk to people?  Do you have 1 friend there yet outside of work?

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Where in the hell is our Hero, Russ Powers of Oklahoma, when the sh**t is about to hit the fan? 

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RIP CAD JOB. 

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bushie, everything seems to be going okay at work.  dont let your fantasies lead you to do something stupid.

Yeah, just put Kenya in the RIP pile and get on with your career.

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Won't people in Oklahoma think bushie is...you know...if he doesn't get married?

A pedophile?  Well yes, but we've already told him about that mustache.

And he can't use "My girlfriend likes it" (wink, wink, nod, nod), since he's single.  But the pedo-stash will stay regardless. 

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Won't people in Oklahoma think bushie is...you know...if he doesn't get married?

A pedophile?  Well yes, but we've already told him about that mustache.

I meant a gay. I assume most people think something is wrong with you if you're over 22 and single in Oklahoma.

If you're a 145 dark skinned greek boy in his 20s, maybe.  Not at 300lbs

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I just had an early dinner.  I went to Burger King, but only got a Double Whopper with Cheese with no fries and a coke.  I wanted Diet Dr. Pepper, but it was empty.

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Doubtful.  I haven't briefly relaxed in over a week.

TMI