The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

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Yes no talking in the institute unless you are Naso.

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The closest thing I had to a feud was with Flyers years ago.

I'd hate to bring this up here than elsewhere but Marokai and px more recently would certainly qualify. Maybe even Badger today.

And Joe Republic.......but who is counting

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Naso is playing us now

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Why do you all refer to George W Bush as "dubya?"

You're mean, Mr. Kemp.

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It is somewhat funny but I'm almost under the impression democrats think "Oh well, Obama is a good campaigner and will win because of it" under any circumstance. It's ridiculous.

Mike has blocked out 2008.

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Al, what do you think about Tim Tebow? Should Denver stick with him next year, or should they get a different quarterback?

Guess which one they picked, Joe?

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I wonder how long it took Naso to write this with only one hand.

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Does Courtney Love count as a woman? Or hot? Cuz honestly, looking at her gives me diarrhea.

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Indeed. Behind closed doors he swears like a trooper.

Lies, Lies, Lies.  He doesn't even sh**t.  He's pure.  Be gone blasphemer.

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Indeed. Behind closed doors he swears like a trooper.

Lies, Lies, Lies.  He doesn't even sh**t.  He's pure.  Be gone blasphemer.

Come on, Gramps. It's not like Inks is a Virgin Mary.

Ok fine, just a virgin then

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Intellectual jokes suck.  Let's talk about boobs and farts instead.

And Kenya

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I'm enjoying Al's thread reviews lately.

This is an extraordinarily stupid thread.

This thread is deeply embarrassing on so many levels.

One wonders if we mere mortals could get away with such comments - I greatly doubt it.  Though it isn't a direct 'personal attack' on a particular poster, it is a 'personal attack' on all who posted in the negatively reviewed threads.  And obviously it is 'trolling'.

It's not clear Alcon or Lunar are actually monitoring that Board so  give it a shot

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See the thread title for context:

For me it is usually 15-45 minutes after I eat or have coffee.

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I feel like Naso has ruined the concept of "cougar sex" for me, but congratulations if you're into that.

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King- my bed is one of the few things I splurge on...I think I made a topic about that a while back. If you spend 1/3 of your life in bed- might as well make it as comfy as possible...another third I spend on my La-Z-Boy so I splurged on a new one when I moved

If you splurge on your La-Z-Boy I suggest putting down a towel beforehand.

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DC will be more Republican in 2012 than it was in 2008, after all, Romney is well liked by black Americans.

I bet you had a hard time deciding which thread to clip this into, since it fits every category.

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I should have posted this here before it was deleted by a moderator who didn't get the reference and thought it was some kind of attack.

He died in a bizarre gardening accident. The authorities said it was one of those things better left unsolved.

Oh, let us guess who?

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Kitten blood.

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That would be awesome. Just the imagine all the campaign videos we would be able to watch!

PAID BY MIKE NASO FOR CONGRESS

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Wait, what happened to the hoard of browns Torie employs then gets high with? 

Yes, I am very fond of browns, Grumps. They know how to have a good time in general. 

I'm sure they are gratified that you are amused...

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As for your ambition for the BushOK loins.. perhaps you set the bar a bridge too far, my friend.  Lets help him get to the point where he can find it, before we advise him to use it.

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Grumps? I thought he was dead.

At first, I thought Mikado had posted that.

Oh he would have if Lewis didn't think of it first

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Todd Akin is a steadfast man of conviction, lawfully elected by the good voters of Missouri to represent them in Congress and to be on the ballot for the office of Senate this fall. That a sinister cabal of coastal GOP elites is trying to force this honest man off the ballot and nullify the voice of the people in the process, is sickening and shameful. Congressman Akin loves this country, because it is the only place on God's Earth where a man can freely express his opinion, but apparently the arrogant backstabbers at the NRC and NRSC don't feel the same way.

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So you're living in Layton now? This is crazy - I literally have a brother who lives in Layton. I'll be sure to warn them of your arrival.

One more fat guy bevy-ing up to the food-bar at the Ryan's steak-house more or less isn't going to make any difference.

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Context necessary

It arouses us sexually to do so.