Who will win Pike County, KY?

[junior chįmp]

Bershar can win Pike Co. if he wears flannel while giving speech on the back of pick up truck at strip mall parking lot. Sufficient amounts of hay will be required in bed of pick up truck in order to convey his authenticity to inauthentic voters who themselve fake their personas on facebook. No doubt....many Kentuckians fondly recall his father at local punkin patch events and sock hops and frequently talk glowingly of said olden days of Bershars junta government which bought much beloved KYConnect health care system and an end to liquor blue laws.