Loyalist.
For starters, my ancestors were predominantly British settlers. I also don't exactly see how the colonies were treated poorly compared to British subjects in Great Britain itself. And the ideals of the Revolution weren't exactly stellar compared to the Brits: GB did end slavery 3 decades before the states did. And this country was founded on genociding an indigenous people.
Oh and a parliamentary system sounds REALLY good in comparison to whatever our founders came up with. Yeah I'm not going Mel Gibson on this one.