Come to Yank's (Most of our Customer's Are Still Alive!)

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:: saunters in through an open door, dressed in a finely-tailored suit :: (think this guy, except a bit slimmer)

Afternoon all!

Barkeep....one Raspberry Ginger Ale, "por favor".  

:: pulls up a stool, and sits ::

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I see this place is back open for business....LOL

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What is this, "The Twilight Zone"?

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Me thinks Yank should do like Quark on Deep Space Nine....

:: sings ::

"Come to Yank's, Yank's is fun, come to Yank's, don't walk....run!"

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Thank you, genius, for helping us mere plebians understand such a complicated and well-thought out joke. You could've given me a thousand years to live on this planet, and I still wouldn't have gotten it unless if you helped explain it to a simple minded Iowan such as myself. Thank you, my good sir. Thank you. (btw your explanation didn't kill the joke i swear if anything it made it a million times funnier i promise)

Somebody sounds a bit stressed out, don't you think? LOL. 

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I'm trying to invent a drink named after me....hmmm.  Wondering how a drink composed of gin, vodka, lime juice, and Coca-Cola would taste.  Note that I don't actually drink, so I have no experience to speak of with such.  Thoughts from our bartender/proprietor/permittee?

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Here's a possible name for a drink, maybe....the "Down With The Sickness".  Since everyone's talking about the coronavirus....heheheh. 

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:: door creaks ::

This place still open?

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Might I suggest you add these to the menu?

Bay Breeze



Blueberry Lemonade Margarita

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Food suggestions:

Guacamole Cheddar Burger



And if the bar doesn't have this...

Classic Reuben



...then it's not a real bar (so to speak, LOL).