what is the funniest post ever?

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I nominate this post by cashcow:

.002% is still a chance.  However, I am quite confident the world isn't going to end by an asteroid collision.  I have a book of great authority that tells me differently.

Good. I hope it hits Little Rock and kills you.

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This is possibly one of Ken's greatest lines and is one of my personal picks for funniest post:

I still like that Preston brings bibles with him when he goes to bars.  I can just imagine the pick up lines:


"I love your body, and Jesus does too."

Mocking religion is hysterical! 

it sure is!

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This is possibly one of Ken's greatest lines and is one of my personal picks for funniest post:

I still like that Preston brings bibles with him when he goes to bars.  I can just imagine the pick up lines:


"I love your body, and Jesus does too."

Mocking religion is hysterical! 

it sure is!

Wow, I guess I'm joining atleast one other person who thinks you're just a troll...

That's not very nice of you Phillip. He was joking. That's a means.

He's gone out of his way to try to annoy me, Casey, and so have you.

no phil, you go out of your way to make arguments out of stuff noone else cares about but you, just to try and prove youre better than me since all the other facts clearly disagree.

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This is possibly one of Ken's greatest lines and is one of my personal picks for funniest post:

I still like that Preston brings bibles with him when he goes to bars.  I can just imagine the pick up lines:


"I love your body, and Jesus does too."

Mocking religion is hysterical! 

it sure is!

Wow, I guess I'm joining atleast one other person who thinks you're just a troll...

That's not very nice of you Phillip. He was joking. That's a means.

He's gone out of his way to try to annoy me, Casey, and so have you.

no phil, you go out of your way to make arguments out of stuff noone else cares about but you, just to try and prove youre better than me since all the other facts clearly disagree.

Remember the time the facts were clearly on my side with the Max Power argument and you avoided ever admitting that miscommunication?

You're really beginning to annoy me, troll.

i wasnt wrong, nor am i going to admit i was wrong just please you. youre getting quite the attitude Mister! Get to your room for the rest of the night! no bedtime snack either!

but honestly, iwasnt wrong, so stop insisting that i am. thats why every time ive posted something ever since that happened, you had something stupid to say about me Phil. get over it Phil. thats the only help i can give you

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I think Phil, LiberalPA, and Max Power need a timeout session.

if it stops Phil from harrassing me, it sounds like a good deal

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i wasnt wrong, nor am i going to admit i was wrong just please you. youre getting quite the attitude Mister! Get to your room for the rest of the night! no bedtime snack either!

I posted the facts that you were wrong and Casey just misunderstood me yet you still won't admit it. You're so annoying.

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Haha. I love this argument! "But seriously, I wasn't wrong." You're nothing more than some clueless kid.

yeah, i inserted a joke to lower the intensity because you love to take things way too serious. sorry for trying to keep you from exploding with anger

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I think Phil, LiberalPA, and Max Power need a timeout session.

No fair! Give the other two a spanking from Richius, and let me go!

lol

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sorry for trying to keep you from exploding with anger

Actually, that's been your goal the whole time, punk! 

And me? Harrassing you? Oh how appropriate. A funny quote for the funny quote thread.

you constantly take harmless posts meant for fun and blow them way out of proportion Phil and you know it. Like usual, i will now stop posting in here because i grow tired of this fight with you Phil, and i hate to spam a harmless post like you always manage to do. see you all in other threads! have fun without me. ill be back for the spanking later

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Funniest post ever....?

Hmmm...

You mean other than my final 2004 presidential prediction...?

Would have to be "MyPalFish"....  the initial post was not all that funny, but the the totality of the thread is a classic...

I tried to tell you what was going on.  I really tried.  This looks like a landslide, folks.

Ummm, not quite over yet, mypaldouche.

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I love me some eskimos.

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Huh?  What's wrong with the stall?  I prefer to use it than display Little Joe in public.

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What is this? Where is Dr. Bill Cosby the hillarious black actor (I think he is from the Phily region)? He would be the greatest nominee ever because all he would talk about is Kodak Film and pudding-pops and how much he hates ebonics.

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C'mon! Can we at least do that one? I would love to see the results!

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C'mon! Can we at least do that one? I would love to see the results!

How do you think we got Opebo!

LOL!

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We won't be forgotten...

Neither will the bubonic plague, but I don't particularly care for that either.

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They aren't that either.

yeah, they pretty much are.