what is the funniest post ever?

[afleitch]

Of course it is.  Giving birth is a sacred and awe-inspiring moment, even if it is only an assbaby.  You can talk to your friends any time.

[opebo]

Of course it is.  Giving birth is a sacred and awe-inspiring moment, even if it is only an assbaby.  You can talk to your friends any time.

Thanks afleitch.. thought you might like that one.  I have a gay friend and we are always talking about our latest 'fecal progeny'.  He refers to flushing as 'sending the little chap out to make his way in the world'.

[J-Mann]

Of course it is.  Giving birth is a sacred and awe-inspiring moment, even if it is only an assbaby.  You can talk to your friends any time.

Thanks afleitch.. thought you might like that one.  I have a gay friend and we are always talking about our latest 'fecal progeny'.  He refers to flushing as 'sending the little chap out to make his way in the world'.

That deserves individual recognition!

I recently picked up "dropping the Browns off at the Super Bowl."

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Which has what to do with anything?

Obviously my views are precisely what one would expect from a person in my situation.

That's far from clear. A year and a half ago you were a hard-right Bush supporter.

He's still a "hard"-"right" "Bush" "supporter".

Hah!  That's very good Max Power!  I supported Bush very hard twice today.. alas I was unable to support the 'Third Way' due to the crackdown..  hard to find Third Way adherents.. they're not as common as Bush people.

[??????????]

Should be hung.

Chances are he is, Erc.
 

[WalterMitty]

Should be hung.

Chances are he is, Erc.
 

note to erc:  'hanged'

[© tweed]

He speaks his politics when he feels, and seems to be one of the more womenizing people of teamspeak

That just struck me as very strangely worded.

[Platypus]

A Freudian slip is where you accidentally replace what you meant to say with what you were actually thinking.  I'm fairly sure that opebo's use of "colon" was entirely intentional.

No, a Freudian slip is when you mean one thing, but say your mother.

Oh.  I mean "another".

I'm not sure if it's original, but it's hilarious.

[Max Power]

1789 - Washington vs. Adams (me)



George Washington - 3 EVs - 38% PV
John Adams - 66 EVs - 61% PV

Though a renowned hero in the war, when election by popular vote is brought in earlier than expected, America decides to say "up yours" to Washington and elects John Adams as its first president.

[ian]

Maybe not funniest ever, but quite funny:

1. What is your sleep pattern on most weekdays and weekends?

2. If you had no time-related responsibilities, what would your sleep schedule be.

I try to sleep at 11 PM and wake up at 7 AM on weekdays; on weekends, it's more like midnight or 1 AM until noon the next day.

If I had no responsibilities, I would be awake for about 14-16 hours and then sleep for 12.  I'm a long sleeper.

what a lazy!

[Platypus]

It's a Republican plot to get an extra second to think of how to steal elections!

re: the extra second on NYE.

[YRABNNRM]

Are you stupid?

[Everett]

I disagree.  The ability for me to enter someone's home with megaphone and sing Norweigan folk songs is my 1st Amendment right!

[Max Power]

heh

I know! You just wouldn't expect that...

I wouldn't have expected it.  But now you know a good trick to play on somebody if he/she pisses you off.  Offer the person a diet coke to drink, and then offer a mentos immediately afterwards.  Then, get the f&$k out of the room, immediately.

[dazzleman]

Thanks for the nomination, Casey.  I think it's my first.

[Alcon]

On BRTD's music:

All I could hear was static.  Loud angry static that hated its parents.

[afleitch]

Small baby step? You do know Tony Blair is from a party with socialist roots and he himself was a socialist activist in his youth?

I look at Briatian today with its high taxes and somewhat socialist healthcare program and I see a Communist nation.

But don't feel bad, MOST of Europe is Communist.

[A18]

This thread: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=33499

[Max Power]

If Kerry wins, then he would be justified in packing the court. The Supreme Court isn't limited to just 9 members.

[YRABNNRM]

Screaming is only good when it is used sparingly.  This is like covering a salad in a pound of dressing.

I don't think that comparison is apt, given that screaming is all that is used in this song.  It's more like eating a bowl of dressing and then declaring that you just ate a salad.

[YRABNNRM]

Populist, no wait, libertarian, no wait conservative, that's it, I can't decide.  I'm just going to a leadership conference.

You are a jerk, who needs to go do your mother.

[afleitch]

afleitch is like George H.W. Bush.

[afleitch]

Oh heres another beauty!

So, go ahead and continue your mocking of Christ's teachings and believing that his grace gives license to your sexual immorality, but just remember it was Jesus who said, "Unless you repent, you will perish." (Luke 13:3)

[A18]

Uh, neither of those is funny, and I have no clue how anyone could think the second, in particular, is.

[afleitch]

They are more pitiful than funny I admit. But we don't have a 'pity' thread yet