Will Obama be a better President than Bush?

[Boris]

we'd better hope he's "better" or there's really no point in participating in this game at all

[Boris]

he'll be better in the sense that, the speech at which we continue to march towards the cliff will only be increasing at a decreasing rate.  as opposed to Bush, as the third derivative was positive

thus making Bush a jerk in more ways than one.

that's a joke that'll get you laid at parties