OBITUARIES: THE LABOR PARTY (JANUARY 28, 2012 - JANUARY 23, 2018)
Perhaps no party has been more influential in Atlasian politics than the Labor Party. From the atics with Adam Griffin, who permanently changed the way the game is played, to the other eight presidents that the party produced, without them we would have a very different Atlasia.
Yet all things must come to an end and we here at the Questioner are very pleased that it did. Labor was one of the two arms of the dreadful swamp machine, the other arm being the Federalist Party which regretfully was barely even massacred this week. Now the most influential left wing parties are the Progressive Union Party and Peace.
The PUP was actually founded by a Federalist defector (but they still have an ideology, trust us). The party represents the interests of more center-left minded people, naturally making it indistinguishable from any other party that exists sans the fact that there isn't corruption to be seen anywhere. Peace was founded by an Independent, because Labor's demise wasn't because they were proactive after all. Thy represent the far-left fringe interests, which means they'll never be successful enough to experience the full extent of the swamp. And that's just fine by us.
When we reached out to Federalist leaders, they all had different things to say. Doof F. W. Liberty Lover said, "Whoops I didn't know I could do that." Leinad whispered under his breath "Good riddance," before giving us his official statement. Frank Taggin's full statement was: "Oh God, you guys are back? Listen, Labor fell because its leadership wasn't invested enough in the game to - " after which her ten seconds of looking up from her desk in the Oval Office was up and she went back to doing whatever presidents do.
We tried to reach out to former Laborites to see what they had to say, but we couldn't find them anywhere.
This was deep, especially that last part. Where are they now?
