2020 Presidential Election Results & Exit Polls commentary thread

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These shenanigans has to stop. When is NV dropping votes from Clarke CO so AP can call it to Biden already?

This long drawn out torture is worth the image of Trump sweating and raging in the White House surrounded by his crying children.

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I need to go to sleep soon, but can somebody give me an unbiased, no-BS, non-optimistic, non-pessimistic answer to this question: Should we be worried about Pennsylvania?

No.

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And the doomers emerge...

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And the doomers emerge...

You’d think you and others would lose the “doomer” label by now.

The “Doomers” have been proven right. It’s the sunshine brigade that needs an adjustment

That’s my first time ever using the “doomer” label. Seems I struck a nerve.

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I love this timeline.

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420 pages. Nice.

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Biden is down by 9,534 votes in GA with 98% reporting. Just saw on MSNBC.

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CNN: Trump adviser: "Math isn't on our side. We need an act of God to alter the course.”

God clearly does not want Donald Trump to remain president.

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CNN:

Biden has flipped Erie with 3,000 votes yet to count (Biden is winning VBM ballots there by 4:1)! They're going to update the map soon.

ERIE JOE

Let me fix that for you.

E R I E
J O E

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Trump at 49.9% in PA per NYT

*unzips halfway*

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I still can't get over Steven Bannon.

How ... like ... what is wrong with him?

He’s just mad the whole Hunter Biden thing failed.

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Just like the current page count, I’m also for 69.

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GA under 5,000

*unzips 3/4 of the way*

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Trump needs to prove it with real evidence or he needs to shut up. He doesn't have the right to attack our democracy and to divide this country. I'll say the same thing about the far left and their behavior this summer but Trump is ripping this country apart.

Prove it or I'll probably never vote for a Trump in the future. Idiots.

Wow, a self-redeeming Trump supporter.

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Is Atlas 80% gay?

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*rolls out 55 gallon drum of lotion*

It’s gettin’ real.

I just wanna say, as a gay man, I'm looking forward to future updates.

Fellow gays represent!

Atlas baybee! I got here the year I realized I was gay and this was the first place where I really knew a significant amount of LGBT people.

I’m here, I’m gay (albeit with a bi-cycle) and I wouldn’t have it any other way!

At this point, I would like all the forum gays to identify themselves.

Reporting for duty!

Well, ladies, let’s get to work on this 55 gallon drum of lotion.

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*rolls out 55 gallon drum of lotion*

It’s gettin’ real.

I just wanna say, as a gay man, I'm looking forward to future updates.

Fellow gays represent!

Atlas baybee! I got here the year I realized I was gay and this was the first place where I really knew a significant amount of LGBT people.

I’m here, I’m gay (albeit with a bi-cycle) and I wouldn’t have it any other way!

At this point, I would like all the forum gays to identify themselves.

Reporting for duty!

Well, ladies, let’s get to work on this 55 gallon drum of lotion.

Better yet let’s all get a hotel room and see where this goes.

Well that escalated quickly.

Kind of like Biden’s chances of winning.

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*rolls out 55 gallon drum of lotion*

It’s gettin’ real.

I just wanna say, as a gay man, I'm looking forward to future updates.

Fellow gays represent!

Atlas baybee! I got here the year I realized I was gay and this was the first place where I really knew a significant amount of LGBT people.

I’m here, I’m gay (albeit with a bi-cycle) and I wouldn’t have it any other way!

At this point, I would like all the forum gays to identify themselves.

Reporting for duty!

Well, ladies, let’s get to work on this 55 gallon drum of lotion.

Better yet let’s all get a hotel room and see where this goes.

Well that escalated quickly.

Kind of like Biden’s chances of winning.

Should I get you-know-what ready?

At my signal, unleash hell.

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Any Republican reactions to that mess other than Hogan and Santorum? Marco Rubio is trying his best to have it both ways, but that's all a quick search found for me.

So far Jessica has had the most sensible Republican response. Go ahead and let that sink in for a moment.

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*dips two fingers into the lotion, rotates fingers in a circular motion teasing the lotion*

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J O E R G I A

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Slowly peel the band-aid from Donald’s wound. Slooooowly and watch him wince in pain. Slooooowly peel the band-aid from the soon-to-be-ex-president’s wound.

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Recounts will only reinforce President-Elect Biden’s victory.

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I honestly have felt more joy and happiness in the past four hours than I have in the past four years.

And the trolling of the Trumptards has only just BEGUN!!!

When the time comes, we will be merciless.

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Trumptard tears are salty.