My (new) update thread. GUESS WHO HAS GIRL FEELINGS AGAIN

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All women are capable of getting angry, even the sweet ones, unless they have no backbone, then you don't want them anyway.

Also, if you aren't satisfied with your current girlfriend, then break up with her regardless of whether you date this Christian girl or not. You need to keep in mind that she is a super Christian though and you are not. Can you handle that? She may not even want to date you if she is super serious about her faith. Again, I do realize that you both are 17, so my advice may not be any good.

Well I do love my girlfriend with all of my heart, it's just getting difficult considering we hardly ever talk anymore.

But I think my main problem if I were to actually date her (by some miracle) is that I'm a really...horny individual. I'm pretty sure that the Bible says "thou shalt not blow emos" so that pretty much f's me.

Proof that I am literally a freaking weirdo:

You need a heavy dose of game my man.

Be confident, be a bit of jerk, and don't self-deprecate. Hitting the weights will help as well if you aren't doing that already.

I still fail to see why people think that works a majority of the time.

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The thing is, most of my friends are girls. It's been that way my entire life. I've always been closer to my mom and grandmom than anyone else. It baffles me that I'm unable to simply tell a girl she looked cute without sounding like a total tool. Regardless, I think I'm going to end up breaking up with my girlfriend within a month's time, considering we talked last night for about 10 minutes and it was the most uncomfortable feeling I've had with her involved. I'm going to do the good guy thing and give it time.

As for the girl at my school, today she looked cute as heck (again) and I planned on saying something to her

She saw me in the halls, smiled, said hello, and I managed to...

Apologize profusely for being so freaking weird.

Hopefully you didn't use those three words again...

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3. As for being suicidal...sh-t has been really hard on me lately. A lot of friends have f--ked me over and pressure has been mounting over a lot of sh-t. It's a rather long story idk.

Again, please seek help. It's essential.

My mom won't get me help. We don't have money and my mom doesn't want me on medications.

Why doesn't she want you on medications?  My mood started to improve dramatically after I started taking anti-depressants.

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Why doesn't she want you on medications?  My mood started to improve dramatically after I started taking anti-depressants.

She doesn't believe depression is a real disease. She thinks the medications are just an expensive excuse to get treated different. She says the only reason I believe I'm depressed is because in 6th grade I told a teacher I wanted to kill myself and the school flipped out and demanded my mom get me help, which she refused.

Totally absurd.  Have you talked to your school counselor about this?

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Well Carl, you recognize the consequences of substance addiction or self-harm, which I'm glad you're mature enough to understand.  Most kids your age aren't.  That said, there comes a point when you need to take things into your own hands if your parents aren't supporting you when they should.  From my experience, nothing I ever said to a school counselor would leave the room unless I invoked someone or myself being harmed.  Just tell your counselor what your mother thinks, and be completely honest.  Hopefully they will understand and take matters into their own hands.  If they simply leave you in your current predicament, they aren't doing their jobs.  And I'm sorry Carl, but stubbornness and ignorance is no excuse for your mother's inaction.

Find someone who you can trust and someone who can get you the help you need - be that a teacher, a counselor... heck, even a church leader is an option even though you're not religious.

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Carl, please, don't do anything that you'll either regret or won't be able to take back.

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Mmm, spicy internet dating.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

That girl's not worth waiting for.  I'm sure there's 100s of lonely shy chubby teenage girls who like the Beatles in your area.

Just go on Facebook and starting adding shy chubby girls who have a lot of mutual friends and see if you get any bites.

Facebook is not a dating site.  You don't just go around adding people you don't know because they're mutual friends.