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FF, though he wasn't a really good president.  He handled Waco and Oklahoma City well, but had way too many scandals for his own good.  He refused to acknowledge Osama Bin Laden.  He refused to take out Saddam Hussein when he had the chance and left it for Bush to do and thus passed the blame onto Bush.  His deregulation of the banks in the late 1990's started the faucet dripping for the 2008-2010 recession that we're still trying to dig our way out of.  I won't even mention Monica Lewinsky.  He is a very likable guy, though.  I would really like to eat dinner with him one of these days, as long as he can leave Hillary at home.  With all that said, he's probably the best Democratic president in the last 40 years, including Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama.  He is also the best president we've had in the nearly 25 years since Reagan has been out of office.  Reagan is the best president in American History, but Clinton is the best in the past quarter century.

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Wisconsin wins 308-230. Minnesota could probably do better if she picks a running mate from the South.

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I have no idea. I never count calories.  I just watch what I eat.

At first I thought you were Bushie and i was like "Jeff.. watching piles of food enter your mouth isn't the same thing as 'watching what you eat'".
But then it was Scott.

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I'm not the love child of Clinton

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Wow. Didn't figure we had so few 41 kids. Mostly Clinton or Reagan kids here.

I bet we already have Dubya kids.

Judging by the quality of their posts, a few posters are probably born under Obama.

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Fool.  Bloomberg mandated all by-mail terrorists switch to Diet Ricin two years ago.

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Actually I almost got suspended about six months before the lie to the cops.

I pulled a prank consisting of showing kids a disgusting video, and my friend was on the sidelines. Basically, friend starts running his mouth on Tumblr about me, I start kicking around the idea of "ing knocking this er the  out" and "putting this ing ing er in his place". I also tell this friend that "I'm in ing beastmode" and that "Nobody will ing stop me this Monday."

That Monday I came down with the flu. Naturally, this kid tells everyone he knows that I'm faking it. My excuse is that "I'm not Michael ing Jordan, I'm not in shape for fighting with the ing flu." Thursday, my grandfather dies, and I have to spend most of the next week down in PA for the funeral, and apparently I'm faking that too according to him. This also means I can't go to the Winter Classic to watch my Flyers take on the Rangers. Between those two things, a lot more inks-laden rants and Facebook messages got sent. Then, that Friday, I show up, he doesn't. After the funeral and I return, on the last Friday of the year, I finally see him, hop up, and say "Surprise, er. You wanna talk , say it to my ing face." I just hear him faintly mutter "**** off" and bolt to his next class.

Since it was two weeks since he started running his mouth, I just let that speak for himself.

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Probably about 2 in 10 strongly support affirmative action and the other components of the war on whites.

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Walt Disney 67%
 You hate Jews but love mice, ducks, and anthropomorphic dogs which people don't seem to know is actually a dog.

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I'm not sure there are any.

Then why are you here?

Autism awareness.

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Sexual orientation not a factor in qualification for judges.


Judges shouldn't invent laws or impose their political views.


Limit federal judges to 4 year terms subject to another senate vote.


Overturn federal court decisions with 2/3 congressional vote.


Keep line-item veto.


I've stated before that we need a constitutional amendment requiring a balanced budget annually.


No activist judges who oppose Under God in the Pledge of Allegiance.


Establish House Office of Integrity. / Establish Senate Office of Integrity.


Congress must identify constitutionality of every single bill before it is voted on and passed.


Audit every single federal agency.


Ban all earmarks until we have a balanced budget. / No congressional pay raises until we have a balanced budget.


Respect states' rights to select electors.


Ban all PAC contributions. / Require all federal candidates to disclose all campaign donations. / Require all federal candidates to disclose all independent campaign expenditures.


Washington D.C. should be allowed to keep their congressional house seat.

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After closer inspection of Winfield's ballot, I found an interesting anomaly:

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Mark Levin is one of the top constitutional scholars of our time.

I laughed so hard I cried a little.

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No one (normal)

no one normal went to my high school too!

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I knew Bob Dornan up close and personal. I found him utterly and totally personally repulsive - and a drunk actually. Thanks.

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=177852.msg383693

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Jesus.

I agree - this is a very Christian thing to do. Good for Seattle.

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And will you please stop stereotyping Southerners as racist by putting Duke so far ahead in the Southern states?

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What's up with all the Republicans voting for the uber-liberal Tsongas?  Brooke may have had some bad behavior, but surely he was more conservative, right?

Lol, and you dare to claim any knowledge about U.S. political history

First of all, Brooke was the liberal one in this race to such extend people like freaking Barney Frank endorsed him over Tsongas. And he wasn't just "the more liberal out of two". He was a liberal. I know a "Black Republican" somehow play to your baseless fantasies, but there are some limits of stupidity.

Second, calling Tsongas uber-liberal is a proof of an utter ignorance. Seriously, read about him and his positions.

Still wonder why there's no one taking you seriously?

How is this funny?

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I am not morbidly obese, I am just obese.

Actually, you're an Obese American.

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This is just a political stunt to fire up impressionable libertarian kids in their college dorms.

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I'm sad to see you go. To those people who were assholes to you, I will be assholes to them.

Two assholes don't make a right, tho it would make an interesting case study in an anatomy textbook.

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Interesting points, Krazen.  I have to say I've learned quite a lot from you by reading your posts on the matter and have become educated in the negative role of teachers unions in public education.  You are quite the teache--OH NO YOU'VE BECOME ONE OF THEM.

DESTROY DESTROY

No, I am not one of them. My wisdom is free of charge.

My sides are in orbit.

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I don't get it.

It's a cock.