Do you use political litmus tests in determining friends?

[Max Power]

Yeah, obviously, I try not to be friends with Nazis, Communists, and Facists .

But ignoring the obvious , I don't care about my friends' politics.

[Max Power]

I started using political litmus tests last year for determining friends.

So if a friend turned you red, you'd know he's an acid who would eat away at your life, and if he turned you blue, he'd do the opposite?

[Max Power]

Granted, I wouldn't be friends with a complete loser like, you know, jfern or something, but that's not particular to one brand of politics.

For a second, I though you said "with a complete loser like you". I need to get some sleep.

[Max Power]

I'm going to guess she's pro-choice and pro-gay marriage but hates people who drink, do drugs and are sex-crazed. Right?

Pretty much.

Sounds like me.