Confessions of Atlas

[Meclazine for Israel]

Not really a confession, but I've had malaria.  

Me too. When i worked in West Africa, it was very prevalent.

I was in a bar in Capetown in South Africa, and i was pretty smashed, and chatting to some brightly dressed lads at the end of the bar. And I'm pretty funny i think practicing my South African accent.

One of them said:

"You're wasted, aren't ya?"

And I said slowly:

"Yup"

One of the guys then asked me:

"Do you want to come to the toilet with me?"

Now I was thinking he was offering me a line of coke.

So i walked into the cubicle first and beckoned him in. The guy comes in and pulls out this great big cock, and he goes:

"Do you want some coke first?"

And i went in a South African accent.

"I only want coke."

[Meclazine for Israel]

I have anxiety about talking over the phone, especially with people I don't know well personally. So as a result, my voice gets really high because I'm nervous, and lots of people think I sound like an old woman. I've been addressed as "ma'am" several times over the phone, and I've had people ask me to hand the phone to myself, because they're trying to call me and think I'm someone else, even members of my own family.

I only talk on the phone to detect anxiety and nervousness in people.

In business, the voice does not lie. I can tell if someone is going to purchase by the tone of their voice.

Seriously considering ditching the smart phone for one of these.


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