Comedy Goldmine VI: Now with no Gporter and Calcium-Fortified for Bone Health

[Joe Republic]

Can someone explain to me in Lehman's terms the process of this Lt. Gov. election?

[Joe Republic]

Sunday 2am

A night-time blast of these flats. Why a night demolition? These craptacular flats overlook the main Glasgow-Edinburgh railway so they need to wait until main services finish

 

But surely they'll wake the dead who reside in the foreground of the picture?

Thats the plan. They then stalk the city during the night as a band of heroic city residents blockade themselves in nearby Queen Street Station and fight back. Depending on the vibe they are led by a muscled but 'vacationing' American who is in the city tracing his family roots/runaway daughter. Or by Simon Pegg. It then cuts to Edinburgh/London/Washington (with appropriate signs for the geographicaly challenged) and some military sub plot that is disappointing and goes no where. Then back to the action, our heroic band of heroes (two now dead - one hysterical whiny bitch that dies with much letting of blood and the other an egotistical d-ick who dies pathetically) who split in to two groups.

The most popular group goes into the city to fight (better lighting), the other group run about the Subway ripping off a few films along the way and two more people, whose names we never found out or cared about die out of sight at some unspecified point. They both meet at the river and find a boat and sail away without someone snuffing it at the end as the living dead suddenly find strength they have been lacking and go for one last attack. As the boat sails away, a 'bomb' or something is dropped on the city as a few zombies stare up and then BOOM.

Cue military subplot again we had forgetten about.

2 years later some people, excluding those who were there the first time return to the city to find something or other and there is a lot of sex and a villain and the whole adventure is really dull and campy.

[Joe Republic]

Can someone explain to me in Lehman's terms the process of this Lt. Gov. election?

We seem to have an epidemic.

He cannot be defined in such narrow lamest terms.

Don't worry, he's now edited it to this:

He cannot be defined in such narrow lehman's terms.

[Joe Republic]

Carol Moseley-Braun.

Daughter of Oswald Mosley and Eva Braun.

[Joe Republic]

The last time I found Jib Jab to be funny was when I was 14.

Wow, they must have really went downhill in a year.

[Joe Republic]

See, Harry was right. Everybody always picks on Mississippi, even the facts. It's simply not fair.

[Joe Republic]

It's funny, but not for the reason that he would have liked:

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Why are you talking about yourself like that?

[Joe Republic]

Is anyone else waiting for DWPerry aka Southern Patriot to jump in on that conversation?

Funny, where's he been of late?

Running for Senate.

[Joe Republic]

Don't diss Arabic because it looks weird.

Can we still diss Arabs because they look weird?