COVID-19 Megathread 4: Grandma Got Run Over by the Dow Jones

[Joe Republic]

Just now I tuned into a Trump press conference for the first and last time.  Some dipsh**t reporter was asking him if he had any plans to pardon the Tiger King.

13,000 Americans dead so far.

[Joe Republic]

I just noticed that Trump's grandfather Frederick Trump was one of the early deaths of Spanish flu in the weak 1st wave.

"I didn't know people died from the flu." — Frederick Trump’s grandson, March 8th 2020

[Joe Republic]

The church near my neighborhood was completely packed today and they had a sign on their billboard "Government can't stop us from worshiping God in the House of worship, it might work for other religions but not for us"

Die, then.  Can't say they weren't warned.

[Joe Republic]

Another grim milestone has been reached.  The number of US deaths has now exceeded the number of lies Donald Trump has told since taking office. 

[Joe Republic]

https://twitter.com/the_unsilent_/status/1250255632898367490?s=21

[Joe Republic]

No idea why I don’t have my Stimulus Check seeing as I get SSDI via Direct Deposit (which I did receive today, per normal).

And the IRS tool doesn’t work and has locked me out for the next 24 hours. This is all ridiculous.

It’s disgusting, isn’t it?  I’ve already seen half a dozen illegals and blah people running down the street hooting and yelling, making it rain all over the place.  Meanwhile I’m sitting here with my order of 500 miniature American flags still in my Amazon shopping cart.

[Joe Republic]

How stupid are Michigan Republicans?

https://twitter.com/MI_Republicans/status/1250463355468423170

Show some empathy; they had to make a tough choice here.  On one hand, get out and march a normal protest, poorly spelled signs and all, thus flouting the silly liberal instructions on social distancing.  On the other hand, get your fat lazy ass out of the car for ten minutes and walk somewhere.

[Joe Republic]

Protesters in Michigan have Trump flags and Confederate flags. Suffice to say, this protest is really NOT about Whitmer, is it.

https://twitter.com/tburages/status/1250490683938521093

Confederate Flags <-- ? --> Michigan

Something something ... cultural heritage ... something something

I wonder if a gradual uptick in nostalgia for the Confederacy in the north happened to coincide with the Great Migration...

[Joe Republic]

https://twitter.com/bry_mac/status/1250156179055149056?s=21

[Joe Republic]

Guys, remember when jimrtex was a respected and knowledgeable poster who mostly focused on the nuts and bolts of redistricting? Me too.

He's always used 105% of his brain.

[Joe Republic]

https://mobile.twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1250942114155786241

And thanks to the Swedish government’s approach to the pandemic, she'll be keeping busy for a while.

[Joe Republic]

Ron DeSantis is the mayor from Jaws, isn’t he?