So, Jeff -- why aren't you applying online for the post office? Are you doing paper applications for other jobs, too?
You can't blame the guy for wanting to impress the USPS by using their own services to ask for the application form. It's like showing up to an interview at Starbucks with a grande mocha latte in your hand. Or I guess to use a more fitting example; showing up to an interview at McDonald's with a Bacon McDouble wrapper shoved into your shirt pocket and ketchup smeared into your mustache. It's all about making those first impressions, you know?
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Anyway, I might actually be able to help you, Bushie. A friend of mine has recently come into an investment windfall through the First Bank of Nigeria, and is looking to expand his operations in the United States. He's searching for people with trained skills in Computerally Aiding the Design of various doodads and whirligigs that he intends to e-commercially sell online. PM me and I'll give you the info for where you should direct your $100 Paypal payment for the registration fee or whatever sounds plausible. You're welcome!