The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Joe Republic]

Nothing said before the age of 18 is true.

[Joe Republic]

I don't get it.

[Joe Republic]

Honestly, this probably is the right decision.  Not that skipping won't hurt Romney, but the risk of something catastrophic happening on the Donald Trump debate outweighs the harm of skipping it.

Plus, it makes Gingrich look like an idiot if he ends up being the only person there (or if it's a Gingrich v. Bachmann debate).

Don't forget Santorum! He'll be there!

Santorum is always present when an asshole meets a prick.

[Joe Republic]

You know just the other day Tweed I was considering you to be my top vote for most underrated poster.

Then you decided to come on here and be a pretentious little c**ntbutt.

Therefore, I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

[Joe Republic]

You don't need to be in the pew every sunday to know that there’s something wrong in this country when Rick Perry can get away with wearing the jacket from Brokeback Mountain, but gay Republicans can't openly buy porn in Toronto.

[Joe Republic]

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Leave it to an Oklahoman pollster to take a month to survey 400 people.

[Joe Republic]

Ask any woman on the street if they enjoy anal intercourse.

[Joe Republic]

New Pennsylvania numbers:

Asked of any woman on the street: Do you enjoy anal intercourse?

Yes .......................................................... 2%
No ........................................................... 5%
Get the hell away from me, you creep .... 93%

Adding this to the map we can see that there is still a clear national trend toward "get the hell away from me, you creep." Bad news for President Obama.

[Joe Republic]

With incredible analytical insight like this, I'm amazed Mr. Patel isn't given his proper dues:

2014 Elections Republicans are going to try to regain control of the US Senate.

[Joe Republic]

From now on, the name Santorum will be synonymous with coming in #2.

[Joe Republic]

Comments sections are virtually always depressing because people are horrible retards and the planet is doomed.

[Joe Republic]

I never swear in public, but when it's just me and my cat, and I'm angry, my cat has to run and hide and cover his ears.  I'm trying to turn d***it into more doggonit's.  When I'm in public I use words that my paternal grandmother would use, if she were alive, such as "shucks" and "fiddle-sticks".  I also use the phrase "Geminee Christmas" quite a bit.  Whenever I go into a rage at home, usually over trivial stuff, I can make a Navy sailor look holy.  I'm trying to stop that and I always end up being brought to my knees and asking forgiveness from my God for my dirty mouth.

I hate cussing, personally, because with the same mouth I use to sing praises to God or talk about Him, I also talk like the world.

[Joe Republic]

Al, what do you think about Tim Tebow? Should Denver stick with him next year, or should they get a different quarterback?

[Joe Republic]

I have no idea about Tim Tebow, whoever he is.  The funny part was who it was addressed to.

[Joe Republic]

Unintentional:

Sen. Dr. Rand Paul

Intentional:

It's a good thing that Ron Paul reads this forum, otherwise this thread would look a little silly.

[Joe Republic]

"Hello, Nevada Republican Party. How may I help you?"

"Hi, when are your results from Clark County going to be online?"

"We're still certifying the results."

"You're just making these up, aren't you?"

"No sir, we're certifying the results."

"What are the results from the Magical Jew Caucus?"

*click*

[Joe Republic]

The February 7th results should be really interesting, especially Nevada's.

[Joe Republic]

Hearsay from Ron Paul supporters says he won big last Saturday in northern Maine.

Ron Paul supporters would also tell you he won 37 states in the 1988 General election.

[Joe Republic]

Naw, that's not fair.  King put way more effort in.

[Joe Republic]

"Russian elections are a joke.  The end."  That's about it, surely?


Anyway:

RIP


Bobby Brown has also been found dead in his hotel room. The suicide note said, "Two can play at that game."

Where did you get this ? There's nothing on Google News ...

[Joe Republic]

Gentlemen, please welcome a most unexpected visitor to these hallowed halls:

Santorum= Man on Dog
Romney= Dog on Car.

[Joe Republic]

[Joe Republic]

In democratic Russia, government choose you.

[Joe Republic]

On Obama crushing Romney among latinos:

Quick, somebody upload hablar_espanyol.exe!

[Joe Republic]

Happy belated birthday Mitt, here's your cheesy grits! Now that you've lost MS/AL, I assume you still want them.......Mitt? Mitt? YOUR GRITS, MITT. YOU LEFT YOUR CHEESY GRITS.