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« on: May 26, 2010, 02:41:45 AM »
Quote from: Dave Leip on May 23, 2010, 08:52:45 PM
Ugh, that Meeker kid is so irritating he makes me want to suck butter from my ass.  I'm like [--THIS--] close to banning him, but he'd probably kill himself if I did.  This is like his only thing in life.

Actually, there's a thought...
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« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2010, 02:06:50 AM »
Quote from: Derek on May 27, 2010, 02:01:27 AM
I don't trust someone that good with words.
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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2010, 03:38:39 PM »
Quote from: Governor Morgan Brykein on May 28, 2010, 03:36:34 PM
Well...it looks like he...

*Takes off glasses*

...had a diff'rent stroke.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2010, 02:13:53 AM »
Quote from: Annie Oakley on May 30, 2010, 01:50:31 AM
and putting your dick in front of a 3 year old girl is not gonna woo her.
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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2010, 05:53:45 PM »
For crying out loud, can we keep these exceptionally dull discussions out of the Goldmine?  thx
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« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2010, 02:08:50 AM »
Quote from: Libertas on May 31, 2010, 01:14:37 AM
Quote from: px75 on May 31, 2010, 01:11:59 AM
Libertas is a real-life CoburnIn2012 sans the eloquence and panache of the original.

Roll Eyes
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« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2010, 09:27:06 PM »
How was he empty-quoting?  That faux-pas doesn't really apply if you're reposting something to the Goldmine.
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« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2010, 12:56:18 AM »
Quote from: Snowguy716 on June 05, 2010, 12:45:51 AM
Quote from: Senator Libertas on June 05, 2010, 12:39:14 AM
No. Cheese is for the most part unhealthy and disgusting.

Cheese is very healthy.  What is unhealthy are Americans who eat 5 times more cheese than you should and then sit around on their computers all day bitching about how the Democrats are gonna destroy America while their bodies happily process all that cheese into more fat so they can't see their tits let alone their feet.

Don't give me crap about how it's unhealthy.  You just don't like it because you're a bad person to the very core of your being.
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« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2010, 02:35:03 PM »
But he's in MENSA, don'tchaknow.
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« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2010, 02:13:19 AM »
Quote from: King on June 07, 2010, 02:06:48 AM
Quote from: Senator Libertas on June 07, 2010, 02:05:54 AM
Quote from: Jeff Vader on June 07, 2010, 01:37:28 AM
Quote from: Senator Libertas on June 06, 2010, 11:00:34 PM
Boris's fake drunken rants were never funny.

Tell me, do you find anything funny?  At all?  Except schadenfreude, presumably.

You are without a doubt the second most humorless person I have ever encountered on this forum.  (After CARL, obv.)

My sense of humor is too sophisticated for you? Sorry, but if you need a laugh track, it's not really funny.

If you can hear a laugh track, you probably need to get yourself checked.
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« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2010, 12:15:27 PM »
Quote from: Derek on June 14, 2010, 12:01:22 PM
He didn't abandon us for a pack of oriental foreigners
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« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2010, 03:27:45 AM »
You need to read the preceding couple of posts for the context:
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« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2010, 01:22:10 AM »
Quote from: Lunar on June 18, 2010, 10:00:33 PM

It's hard to measure the differences between fractions that small.
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« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2010, 04:27:45 AM »
Congrats 'Beau, you've finally found your function on the Atlas Forum.
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« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2010, 10:29:46 PM »
Quote from: Derek on June 21, 2010, 10:20:26 PM
I don't know how to make a poll nor do I think I could figure it out unless I was directed in person.
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« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2010, 03:13:33 AM »
On Barney the Dinosaur:

Quote from: Derek on June 24, 2010, 02:54:14 AM
He creeped me out and I would have nightmares that he would come into my room naked and beat me up while I was sleeping.
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« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2010, 03:15:20 PM »
I sense an upcoming feud of monumental proportions between Dibble and CubOB.
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« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2010, 08:50:39 PM »
Quote from: Tom Violence on June 24, 2010, 07:28:08 PM
You guys are clogging this with a bunch of posts from an obviously artificial personality.

Who cares?  His posts make us laugh, and that's all that matters here.
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« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2010, 11:57:40 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on June 29, 2010, 11:27:30 PM
I can think of at least three very good reasons why he should be considered an "epic FF", as the morons of the forum would say.

Quote from: benconstine on June 29, 2010, 11:43:36 PM
A great man, both for his views, and for his service to his State and Country.  Epic FF.
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« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2010, 08:41:27 AM »
get this sh**t out of the goldmine, thx
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