jmfcst goes black edition

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ok, my brothas, who was the best looking black girl ever featured in a video (band members ARE allowed this time)

my vote goes to the girl in the polkadotted top at the 29-35 second section of this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

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and let's not forget about Apollonia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEtEsBf3iRg

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6l-jSm4TDI

LOL!

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Sheila E was a serious woman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLr0n-L7450

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how did I go lastnight from Sheila E and MC Hammer to a little boy with pink painted toenails?!

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You're really bored in Boston, aren't you? 

yeah, bro, I was just chillin out with my posse and BM88 last night, spinnin records and being aggrevated by NoStreamFlix...that is, til some deviant bastards showed up serving up little white boys and passing around the neon pink toe nail polish, then all hell broke loose...But I told BM, "Yo, you aint got no problems, Moose, I'm on the MuthaFro, now go back in there and chill them Flamers out and wait for the jmfcst, who should be coming directly!" 

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One thought just keeps leading to another.  I have to admit that I had a thang for Imani Cuppola about ten years back.  In her own videos, she can do mexican waitress, white biker chick, or nubian princess.  See, for example, "Legend of a Cowgirl."  I know it's a tad off topic, and I know you don't like tattooes, but she's a very talented artist, imho.  Also, she has a nice rack.

As a very special bonus, check out the choreographed dancing with Harley riders about 40 seconds in.

i'm at the airport on my way home, working from home until Apr 24th....will have to chech the video out this weekend....take care

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You're really bored in Boston, aren't you? 

Well Gramps,  I'll tell you, net surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, you know, a hobby. It's a way of looking at that the girls in the youtube videos and saying, "Hey babe, let's party!"

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no, I don't think 6 seconds of a glimpse of a girl is even going to cause a stir

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angus, sorry bro, I like your writing skills better than your taste in black women.  don't be mad though, no poster was able to float my boat in the last thread either.

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Separate but equal threads?

no, I deleted the other thread due to info I discovered

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I've gone over your thread and I see that you have a penchant for black women that look like white women.  

and you figured all that out on your own?    Yeah!  Most organism do.

Here's a video with a whole bunch of white-black women.  heck, they're probably whiter than my wife:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy4FXhkm6Nw

I've always said:  white-non-white women are almost always hooter than white women.

Speaking of which, what the heck happened to all the good looking black girls over the last 15 years?!  They used to be EVERYWHERE and now they are NOWHERE.

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what the heck happened to all the good looking black girls over the last 15 years?!  

They got old.  

no,no,no...I'm talking about the new recruits, or the lack there of.  The simple but unsolvable problem, Big A, is that black girls have changed their style.  They no longer try to fit in like they did in the hip hop days.  They all forgot the lessons of Prince (or is it HeWhoCantBePronounced?), who taught them how to dress and how to look.

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FYI, 3 black girls just walked into my house from my daughters school...will have to continue this conversation later

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i took a pic of one of them just now, i'll post it later as a case study

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i took a pic of one of them just now, i'll post it later as a case study

That might not be a good idea...on so many levels.

dude, don't worry, I have it under control - she's fully clothed.  only took a pic of her eating off the edge of my deck

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And you do mean deck.  With an E.  Right?  Just making sure...

what?!

anycase, you guys worry too much, here is the link, and you can see a big style difference in hair and clothes from the hip hop days

http://img508.imageshack.us/i/imag0101m.jpg/

fyi, that's my bloodhound, she was the only one brave enough to go outside and pet him. 

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note to moderators:  if you shut down this thread, I will NOT be held responsible:

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would you want someone posting a pic of your kid on the internets?  

during basketball season, their pics are published nearly weekly in the papers and on the internet.

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Are bloodhounds mean? Ie you're on the wrong property and aside from a Doberman or German sheppard this is your worst nightmare?

Seems like a nice enough dog.

bloodhounds are good watch dogs, but NOT good guard dogs - they are VERY friendly.

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no, I don't think 6 seconds of a glimpse of a girl is even going to cause a stir

Your little Christian soldier can't come to attention in six seconds of exposure to femininity in its approved and designated form?  Perhaps you're a gay.

no, I think mine just requires more blood than yours

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Anyway, lots of those sexy Asian clips on youtube are five or six minutes long - I'm not sure where jmfcst gets the 'six seconds' idea.

from here:

my vote goes to the girl in the polkadotted top at the 29-35 second section of this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

though I just finished watching the Sheila E video and right now she's in the lead:

Sheila E was a serious woman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLr0n-L7450

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no, I don't think 6 seconds of a glimpse of a girl is even going to cause a stir

Your little Christian soldier can't come to attention in six seconds of exposure to femininity in its approved and designated form?  Perhaps you're a gay.

no, I think mine just requires more blood than yours

So prodigious it will barely fit in the closet, eh?

it took me a couple of days, but I just got the joke...LOL...bastard 

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The most ironic think about this thread is that I have not commented until now.

fork over a video, my rudely late brother, but she better have arms as nice as Sheila E's

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FYI, 3 black girls just walked into my house from my daughters school...will have to continue this conversation later

a 4th black girl from my daughter's high school was at my house today and is coming back tomorrow.  I think those 4 might represent the whole black girl population of the school.

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I've gone over your thread and I see that you have a penchant for black women that look like white women.  

speaking of which, the girl playing the sax in this video is rather nice looking

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LjsoYOz4D8&

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how did I forget about L'Trimm?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaeNelsAOGo