Celebrity President: 2020 (Primaries)

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I'm going to break this down by party:

GOP:

Trump: HP
Kid Rock: meh, maybe I could vote for him.
Nugent: HP; Antisemitic scum; "subhuman mongrel."
Jenner: HP; Attention whore
Robertson: HP
Tebow: Massive FF, would be my 2nd choice in GOP field
Voight: MASSIVE FF, would be my first choice in a GOP primary.

So, for the GOP:
1. Voight
2. Tebow
3. Kid Rock

DEMs:

Winfrey: Mild FF, but would not vote for in general.
Kanye: Massive HP, but has good music.
Springsteen: Massive FF, but his politics suck.
Dunham: Biggest HP from either party's candidates. #NeverDunham
Clooney: Meh. Wouldn't vote for but he's decent person and actor.
Affleck: Massive HP; epic trash.
Maher: Massive FF, great foreign policy views.

So, for the Dems:

1. Maher
2. Springsteen
3. Winfrey


Libertarians:
Cuban: Massive FF, would vote for easily.
Vaughn: Massive FF, would vote for easily.

So, for Libertarians:
1. Vaughn
2. Cuban


Greens:
Barr: Massive FF, hilarious person. Would vote for, possibly.
Killer Mike: Meh, would not vote for.

For Greens:
1. Barr


Now that the screening process has concluded:
1. Vince Vaughn, Libertarian
2. Jon Voight, Republican
3. Mark Cuban, Libertarian
4. Tim Tebow, Republican
5. Bill Maher, Democrat
6. Roseanne Barr, Green
7. Kid Rock, Republican
8. Bruce Springsteen, Democrat
9. Oprah Winfrey, Democrat

Possible write-in options as well:
- Natalie Portman, Democrat
- James Woods, Republican
- Sarah Michelle Gellar, Republican
- Tim McGraw, Democrat