Which Generic European party would you vote for?

[DavidB.]

This totally seems like the Dutch party system. Guess my party, FVD, is a textbook example of the Not Crap Right-Wing Populists, so I'll go with them. Though FVD aren't "angry", they are remarkably optimistic and joyous compared to the PVV, which is good and probably electorally smart: you have to sell your bleak worldview in combination with the promise and genuine belief that the tide can still be turned.

[DavidB.]

Which is the "Minor right-wing party founded by former leader of a larger right-wing party that drifted too far right"?

Damn Assuming you mean BZÖ, we might have to just dump them in the Crap Right Wing Populists box.

I also missed the "Single Issue Regional Party led by an egomaniac" and if we're copying the Netherlands, there needs to be a "Döner Kebab party - for people who just really love Erdogan" and a "Make Meat Illegal - for people that think animals are better than humans and that farming is a form of plant abuse"

I was thinking of BZÖ and Die blaue Partei.

And the Finnish cucks. But the category Crap RRWPs is just fine for these indeed.

[DavidB.]

Les Patriotes and Bruno Mégret's old crew in France. PBD in Switzerland sort of work too.

Basically, the "moderate splinter" approach is usually not very succesful.

Dutch VNL are another example of this btw. Don't know how I didn't think of it, as I was literally a member of them.