NY: Trump on Trial!

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Finally, we can bring back Elmo.

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Lmao what a cuck

https://twitter.com/GovRonDeSantis/status/1641575007552778243

That’s like the epitome of low energy right there. Hell, Jeb! might have more energy.

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https://twitter.com/jackholmes0/status/1641581598507245568

Jesus Christ. I was figuring like 3-5 counts tops.

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Since we probably won't get much new info on this story for the next couple days, anybody want to try their luck with predictions? What will some of the 34 charges be? Will Trump smile in his mugshot or go Blue Steel? What will be his first Truth Social post after surrendering?

Blue steel. That's probably the only thing I am confident in predicting.

Hey! I recognize that actor. He had a cameo in Home Alone 2!

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Bragg's office has also released a "statement of facts" which is a little more illuminating on the nature of the accusations.  

A few interesting details:
- There's also mention of a doorman alleging Trump had an out-of-wedlock child who was almost paid off until the story was determined to be untrue.

So did Trump’s people (Cohen, I guess) think that this was likely to be true on a surface glance? Certainly says something about him.

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I hate Trump, but he doesn’t deserve the death penalty (no one does). Trump has already gotten to be the exception to so many things, he doesn’t deserve any more special treatment.

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Pat Robertson: dead
VRA: upheld
Trump: indicted

Resist libs truly have the Mandate of Heaven

Reminds me of Biden’s old line of “Bin Laden is dead and GM is alive.”

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My aunt compared Trump to Nelson Mandela in case you’re still wondering how octogenarians think.

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Maggie Haberman of the NYT got outed as a Trump lackey in court by Cohen. Cohen basically said (with text messages to prove it) that Haberman wrote whatever Trump and Cohen told her to write

No s***, but it's good to have some confirmation.

The media really did fail us in 2016, and are still continuing to do so.

Yeah, I think the most shocking thing is that it’s not a shock at all? Like I thought it was pretty widely known that Haberman was just a Trump mouthpiece.